What would YOU do if you were caught with a vat of cooking lard, no clothes
on and had a dildo-tron 2000 in hand?

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        I'd be ashamed because of the cheap manufacture of the dildo and the
use of cooking lard instead of Astroglide.

I would have used a vegetable shortening.

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