You got stuck in  a blender while rabid pitbulls chewed your legs.  What wou
ld you do?

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Probably pray.  Unless I wasn't religious.  Am I religious?  Well, if Im not 
then I sue the dog for everything it gots, and then turn off the blender.
And maybe sue the GE.

When life puts you in a blender, make frappe!

When life is like a blender pull the plug.

I'd probably die.

Isn't this supposed to be a "yes or no" question?

No.

I would make sure that I had confessed all my sins and pray.

I would try to step on top of the pit bulls and make sure they bought it
first.  (I hate pit bulls)

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How many things can you fit in a blender?

not anymore, you aren't the last.  And stop trying to be.

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It could be a very big blender (the pit bulls aren't in the blender).  If you
love blenders and other home appliances, please make an item concerning one,
as I'd love to read it (but am to much of a weenie to make one myself).

re 11:
        "Small enough" would have to be infinitely small.

[math mode = on]
Actually, scg, it's possible to sum up an infinite number of positive things
and get a finite answer, as in 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + ... = 1.
[math mode = off]

Yeah, but that would be assuming that the things kept getting smaller, the
more of them you put in.  I was assuming the things were of equal size.

Scream.

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(It works pretty well at getting the attention of two self-absorbed
young Lovelaces, but I doubt that the blender would notice)

I bet it does... 

In my last moment I would pray for better luck next time around (I believe  in
reincarnation)

Buy an apartment sized blender

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