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Grex Pseudo Item 21: jk confesses
Entered by jkrauss on Sun Sep 4 21:48:47 UTC 1994:

Alright, i confess, i did it.
Orinoco and Window were my creations.
As were Velleman, None, and Polaris.

Velleman, actually, came first.  I wanted to use a fake name for
my net personality.  Velleman, and his later incarnation Orinoco
were that fake name.  Next came none and Polaris, None the dedicated flamer,
Polaris my sad attempt at a female pseudo.  Later, my 'true self' came forth:
jkrauss.  And finally, window.  I'll miss them, but with a limit to my
time online, I just don't have time for pseudos anymore.

--the real jk.

26 responses total.

#1 of 26 by katie on Mon Sep 5 19:21:13 1994:

(I never noticed any of these.)

#2 of 26 by remmers on Tue Sep 6 09:46:00 1994:

I noticed all but window.  However, I think all those folks are real
and that jkrauss is just making this up.  Fake pseudo confessions are
an integral part of true pseudodom.

#3 of 26 by orinoco on Tue Sep 6 21:47:23 1994:

Hey!  I was the original!  JK was my favorite creation: this is real.
I AM daniel velleman.  JK is a dirty rotten liar and that's that.  I, for
one, fully intend to stick around.

#4 of 26 by polaris on Thu Sep 15 19:33:39 1994:

Hey, I thought we were all Velleman's Pseudos!

#5 of 26 by none on Thu Sep 15 19:37:50 1994:

We were, but then Velleman suffered from a terminal case of password amnesia

#6 of 26 by jkrauss on Thu Sep 15 19:42:31 1994:

How dare you call me a dirty rotten liar, orin. I created you.  I OWN
YOU
YOUR ETERNAL SOUL IS MINE! HA HA HA HA!

#7 of 26 by orinoco on Thu Sep 15 22:32:21 1994:

If you are the creator, JK, then why were velleman and I on long before you?
YOur flimsy 'false identity' story doesn't hold up.  Admit the truth!

#8 of 26 by window on Thu Sep 15 23:50:44 1994:

What the heck are we doing here?

#9 of 26 by jkrauss on Thu Sep 15 23:54:29 1994:

Just my pseudos having one last bit of fun.

#10 of 26 by orinoco on Thu Sep 15 23:57:02 1994:

That's MY pseudos, thank you, and you still haven't answered my question.

#11 of 26 by orinoco on Sat Sep 24 14:48:06 1994:

Hello?
Well, let's put it to a vote.
All in favor of me as the original, say aye!
All in favor of jk say nay!
(hey, that rhymes!)

#12 of 26 by popcorn on Wed Sep 28 14:27:42 1994:

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#13 of 26 by jkrauss on Wed Sep 28 23:54:46 1994:

I, for one, vote for myself.
As i take it orin is voting for himself, we stand at:
Orin   JK   Popcorn
-------------------
1       1       1

#14 of 26 by window on Thu Sep 29 23:17:09 1994:

Make that
Orin    JK      Popcorn
---------------------
2       1       1

#15 of 26 by polaris on Thu Sep 29 23:20:11 1994:

Orin    JK      Popcorn
----------------------
2       1       2

POLARIS HAS SPOKEN

#16 of 26 by none on Thu Sep 29 23:22:36 1994:

Orin    JK      Popcorn
----------------------
2
        2
                2

Well, aren't we all nice and tied now.

#17 of 26 by jkrauss on Sun Oct 2 00:32:30 1994:

Well fine, I'll go.  You stick around, JK

#18 of 26 by jkrauss on Fri Oct 28 20:07:04 1994:

Oops...
Uh, hey, wait!
Ok, orin, you *are* the original.
So I didn't write that, you did.
So you told me to stick around, so I will!
(JK logic)

#19 of 26 by orinoco on Tue Nov 15 22:48:06 1994:

Hey!  I refuse to leave grex for such a dirty rotten cheat!
We were operating on the assumption that the original would stay.

#20 of 26 by none on Sat Nov 19 22:10:04 1994:

We were?

#21 of 26 by nder on Sun Nov 27 00:03:55 1994:

Would anyone belive that they're alMY psuedos?

#22 of 26 by orinoco on Sun Nov 27 22:48:13 1994:

no.

#23 of 26 by amoco on Sat Mar 11 22:17:21 1995:

Not terribly.  Being that they're all mine.

#24 of 26 by kain on Fri May 5 01:25:47 1995:

orin stop it now

#25 of 26 by orinoco on Sun Apr 7 17:05:23 1996:

okay....I was bored....

#26 of 26 by yo on Thu May 2 19:49:43 1996:

that was good

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