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Grex Poetry Item 340: TROLLZ
Entered by md on Sun Mar 7 18:10:07 UTC 2004:

"THE BALLS TO SMALL TO HIT> I TOLD YOU SO!"
"FUCK YOU!!!! I HIT IT GOOD THE OTHER DAY>"
"THE OTHER DAY???? HEY BUTTFUCK< DO YOU KNOW
HOW MANY ORBITS SINCE YOU DID THAT??" "HEY
KUMGOBBLER< DO I GIVE A KRUSTY FUCK????"
"SIXTY MILLION AND CHANGE!!!" "I WIPED IT KLEEN!!!"
"DID NOT>" "DID TOO!" "DID NOT!!" "DID TOO!!!" "YOU SUCK!!!
YOU LEFT ENOUGH TO FUCK IT UP AGAIN!!!"
"SO WHATS IT LIKE THIS TIME???" "ITS FUCKEN WEIRD!!
THERE DUMB< THEY HAVENT FOUND US OUT SO FAR>"
"WHAT DO THEY THINK?" "AN OLD GUY WITH A BEARD!!!!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"
"LOOK AT THAT SHOT!!! I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!!"
"DUDE PIZZAS HERE< LETS END THIS AFTER DINNER>"

8 responses total.

#1 of 8 by mary on Sun Mar 7 19:14:28 2004:

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#2 of 8 by mary on Sun Mar 7 19:18:52 2004:

This reminds me of e.e. cummings in a distant, alternate universe
kind of way.

#3 of 8 by md on Mon Mar 8 02:39:29 2004:

It's about a couple of cosmic trolls using the earth for target 
practice.  Their last big hit was the dinosaurs.  Suggestion that we 
might be in a video game of some kind.  The only Shakespearean sonnet 
with the word "cumgobbler" in it.  [puffs up with pride]

#4 of 8 by remmers on Mon Mar 8 17:34:59 2004:

Well, I wrote one a few years back, but it was lost when the conference
was restarted.  Should've kept my own copy, I guess.

#5 of 8 by arianna on Tue Mar 9 02:34:17 2004:

anything written in previous poetry conferences still exists, you know.

#6 of 8 by remmers on Tue Mar 9 21:45:02 2004:

I wasn't talking about the Grex poetry conference.

#7 of 8 by arianna on Thu Mar 25 12:48:11 2004:

oh.  well, as it's said in the coloquial: my bad.

#8 of 8 by remmers on Fri Mar 26 11:46:17 2004:

No, not at all.

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