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Grex Oathbound Item 4: Psycholagnic Clismophiliacs Anonymous [frozen]
Entered by flem on Tue Aug 2 05:37:53 UTC 1994:

Well, here it is.  The long awaited, meaning of the words "Psycholagnic
Clismophiliac."  Basically, w/o going into roots, etc., it means someone who
is only sexually aroused by fantasizing about warm-water enemas.  As I have
said, it's not something you want to be called.  Well, you asked.  Now you've
got it.  Now what do we do with this item?  I suppose we could turn it into
another "Meandering Maundering", if we want, but with dang and I as the
Fearless Leaders.  Or we could use it as a discussion of strange psychological
diseases.  Well, we'll see what happens.

370 responses total.



#1 of 370 by carson on Tue Aug 2 05:45:19 1994:

(or we could freeze and forget.)


#2 of 370 by swa on Tue Aug 2 05:51:17 1994:

Um, thanks, flem.  I think.


#3 of 370 by scg on Tue Aug 2 06:07:47 1994:

So... Does anybody in this conference suffer from this condition?


#4 of 370 by gerund on Tue Aug 2 11:35:27 1994:

I DO NOT want to know.


#5 of 370 by sun on Tue Aug 2 14:04:37 1994:

NO NOT ANOTHER COUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<sun breaks down and cries>


#6 of 370 by fireball on Tue Aug 2 17:13:51 1994:

better that they take it to this item and leave yours alone!


#7 of 370 by sun on Tue Aug 2 18:57:04 1994:

No no no no...anne is coming ot make it ALL better!!!!


#8 of 370 by gerund on Tue Aug 2 20:51:04 1994:

yes


#9 of 370 by robc on Tue Aug 2 23:47:43 1994:

<evil grin>


#10 of 370 by sun on Wed Aug 3 01:07:10 1994:

You, Rob Cummings, are evil.


#11 of 370 by flem on Wed Aug 3 03:09:54 1994:

Don't worry, sun.  We would still be on your bus.  We would just teleport 
here (wherever that is) when we got tired of Speed-like antics and 
perpetual drunkenness.


#12 of 370 by fireball on Wed Aug 3 15:11:35 1994:

and sword fights


#13 of 370 by dang on Wed Aug 3 17:39:07 1994:

and sword fights.  and rob?  if you're good, we'll even let you stay
out of confinement.


#14 of 370 by facelift on Wed Aug 3 22:34:00 1994:

<facelift mutters under his breath "it's a rash...don't listen to him...">


#15 of 370 by flem on Thu Aug 4 02:59:49 1994:

...unless sun asks us nicely to confine you, and torture you, and get facelift
to commit unspeakable acts with you, and...<dialogue pauses as the men in 
white coats arrive.  flem sicks his dog on 'em!  And his cat!  And his little
brother!  Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha....<echos fade into the distance>>
Anyway.  What are we doing here?


#16 of 370 by dang on Thu Aug 4 05:48:11 1994:

we are avoiding sword fights, and...um...partying in a cemetary?  doing
the monster mash?


#17 of 370 by sun on Thu Aug 4 18:42:03 1994:

Oh, boy...

...Flem...Dang....others....PLEASE torture rob, and have facelift do things
that I cannot mention to him...hhehehehe.....

<sun asks nicely and simles>


#18 of 370 by dang on Fri Aug 5 02:06:46 1994:

well, let me confer with my fellow fearless leader.  greg?


#19 of 370 by sun on Fri Aug 5 02:07:26 1994:

AH!!!!! YOu cannot do that.  ANne and I can sue you two for taking our
titles.  Try again, dang


#20 of 370 by dang on Fri Aug 5 03:11:55 1994:

(i knew that, i was just annoying you.  really, were the top PCA.  that
makes us TPCA.  he's #1 (he entered the item) and i'm # 2
oops, )


#21 of 370 by eeyore on Fri Aug 5 06:22:47 1994:

greg, if you EVER do another shadow or hyeana impression again, i WILL
castrate you.


#22 of 370 by chief on Sat Aug 6 05:59:26 1994:

Actually..  That COULD be a little hard to do..  Well from what
I have heard anyway!! :)


#23 of 370 by flem on Sun Aug 7 06:12:49 1994:

Hmmmmmm.  Let's think about the subject, dang.  BTW, I, at least, am open to
bribes.  And Megan?  This is my item.  Any castration attempts may end up with
you in the bathroom...at least until dang lets you out...or joins you.  ;)


#24 of 370 by chief on Sun Aug 7 06:51:17 1994:

I think that dang would rather join.. ;)


#25 of 370 by dang on Sun Aug 7 17:00:02 1994:

so?

(the question is, flem, who do we want to humor?  sun or robc?  and is robc
even here to defend himself?  is there anything he can say in his defense?
what is his side of the story?  (don't kill me yet, sun.  i'm just trying to
have an open mind)
oops, forgot the other one)


#26 of 370 by flem on Mon Aug 8 01:53:40 1994:

screw open minds, I want a bribe!!!!!!  But, given a choice between humoring 
sun and humoring robc, I think that we would need to go with sun.  She's so 
silly!     ;)


#27 of 370 by chief on Mon Aug 8 02:38:03 1994:

Silly..  Yeah thats the word that describes her best..
<Chief hugs silly sunny>
;)


#28 of 370 by sun on Mon Aug 8 04:18:51 1994:

SILLY??? Yea, I guess so....<sigh>


#29 of 370 by chief on Mon Aug 8 06:56:25 1994:

See..  I new she would agree with me.. :)


#30 of 370 by flem on Mon Aug 8 07:32:50 1994:

Yeah, but do I get a bribe?


#31 of 370 by anne on Mon Aug 8 12:01:25 1994:

chief- I hate ta tell ya, but we've been calling her silly sunny for quite
some time now, right sunny?



#32 of 370 by chief on Mon Aug 8 13:57:00 1994:

Yeah I know..  She's still silly though..  :)


#33 of 370 by sun on Mon Aug 8 18:34:26 1994:

Yea, I am I guess....


#34 of 370 by dang on Mon Aug 8 23:50:54 1994:

*AHEM*  bribes?


#35 of 370 by flem on Tue Aug 9 18:15:09 1994:

I would like to announce, if you didn't get mail on it, that I am leaving
for a while.  Dang will take over my responsibilities as a leader, and will
collect bribes for me.  

Go buy David Eddings' new book, _The Hidden City_


#36 of 370 by sun on Tue Aug 9 19:08:10 1994:

No.  Go buy the new Mercedes Lackey book, Storm Warnings...I LOVE IT!


#37 of 370 by fireball on Wed Aug 10 23:58:26 1994:

or do what I did...buy BOTH!!!


#38 of 370 by dang on Thu Aug 11 01:52:58 1994:

was storm warnings the one megan didn't like?



#39 of 370 by sun on Thu Aug 11 04:05:37 1994:

Yes, but I loved every page of it.  and I DON'T like Eddings


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