I just happen to have an exact copy of the starship Enterprise (don't ask me
how I got it). I need crew for the ship and assorted adventurers to go around
the galaxy with me. I am (of course) captain; I need the following: Number
One, Chief Medical Officer, Chief Engineer, Ops, Chief of Security, Ship's
Counselor, someone to be in charge of Ten-Forward, and assorted security
personnel to act as spare targets. Any Takers?

145 responses total.

Anne volunteeers for Ops, and i would love to be security!!!
I have always wanted to be the one dragging off offenders  ;>

And what would val do with them once she had them dragged off? ;)

Wouldn't you like to know anne  ;>

What's going on with the steves?

Is this a grex glitch or is Steve messing with us?
<brighn>

Nevermind.  It's been explained to me.

care to explain it to the rest of us brighn?
 <hugs, long time no see, i miss you!! >

Yes, anne, I can say April fool's day.  I can also say "source /u/popcorn/41/
rc.saved" to turn it off.  

Word of warning:  don't play April Fool's tricks on me.  I don't respond
well.  Not at all.  Don't ask why; I don't know.  Just don't do it.  :-S

I don't either; I HATE April Fool's jokes...
Anyway, here's the crew list so far:
  Chief of Security - val
  Ops - anne

Anyone else?

I want to be counselor.  Pwetty pweeze?

Brighn- you wanna be couselor?  Cool!!  <anne laughs>

But should we talk about this problem you're having with April Fool's day?
<anne laughs and hugs brighn>

i want to be the breathtakingly beautiful alien that destroys the planet...

or i could be mr. spock...:)

Anne, if you must know, it has something to do with my childhood.
That's all I know.
IT must has something to do with my childhood, all psychological
problems do.  >8)   No, seriously, I was never the popular child,
and April Fool's Day was license to do whatever it was the bastard 
kids did to me every other day anyway.

I want to be the dude who sits in Teen Forward all day and gets drunk, except
when I go to the holodeck to synthesize some bikini clad baywatch-babes. oops,
that should be Ten up there.  Occasionally I'll kick someone's ass or stuff.
Later Eric

You sure, Eric?  You'll get transported down to Z'moc in the fourth episode 
and be blasted into the Nefarian Void by a pair of irate Ferenghi.  That 
always happens to the dude in 10 Forward.

Eric can be one of the unnamed security officers that always act as targets
if he wants. Updated crew list: Chief of security - val; Ops - anne; counselor
- brighn. Still needed: Number One; Chief of Engineering; Chief Medical
Officer;  someone to be in charge of Ten Forward; and more people to be the
unnamed  security officers...

<val fells a rush of power, and hopes she won't abuse it ;)  >

Hmm... <anne is wondering if she can possibly resign as ops and ask to be
Number One instead...>

*sigh*
Okay, anne, but this is the LAST switch; everyone better make sure they want a
position!

Number One - anne
Chief of Security - val
Counselor - brighn

Anyone else??

Thanks!!  I apreciate it!  And it was the only time I wanted to switch, 
I'll be like happy now.  (I mean doesn't number one get to have all the...
umm, er... fun?  <lewd grin>  )

(meg loves being ignored)

shall i repeat myself, or do you want to go back and read?

Umm, okaee!!

Val is very happy where she is!!!

I would like to volunteer as the science officer as we all know I have no
senese of humor    and I do like dissecting things :)

Okay, you're in. Anyone else?

So far who has what position?  (and where do we find all the male aliens?
 ;) :)  )

Chief of Engineering, unless you still need some male Aliens.  Maybe the ones
from the planet in the original show where all the men were big and hairy
and the women wore gogo boots and used the men for ... (oops, wrong conf :)

Positions still available: Number One; Tactical Officer; Head of Ten-Forward;
and a number of people to be targ - oops, I mean security officers.

Cybrpnk!  you gave *ME* the Nuber One position!!!

Science officer zuber reporting.  I believe that someone is going to do a
Captain Kirk imitation by falling in love with aliens all throughout the
galaxy.  Interesting but highly unusual I think.  I think the idea of loving
alienms may pose some problems as we do a study of alien anatomy.  <giggle>  
:)

(zuber- c'mon pay attention to ST:TNG- that's Number One's job!  Why do you
think I volunteered! ;)  )

If it would be ok I`d like to be the Ten Forward person.(Jack makes a mean B52)
Hey Karl why have you not answered any of the mail I sent you?

i've gotta figure out what to be since you guys obviously didn't like my
origional suggestions....hmmmm....

Which were what?

Sorry, I forgot.

hmmmmmmm    why was spock the second in command when he was by far theon board
the Enterprise< while Kirk was out chasing aliens around. Jack I answered the
letter you sent me.   :)

I volunteer to be a useless target.  One of the nameless people on board the
enterprise to be slaughtered in alien encounters.  I thought I might prove to
useful at some point because of my science background but was mistaken.  :)
target practice anyone :O    and above it should read why was spock the second
in command when he was by far the smartest on on the Enterprise.  P.S. I will
kill aliens before I get slaughtered.   I am not a nice guy.

hummmm....ok maybe i missed it or something.(jack loads 6 12 gauge deer slugs
into his Mossberg and hides behind the nearest bulkhead waiting for and alien
to come by) 

Guys- can we please try to remember that it is necessary to hit the return
key every 80 characters or so?  Some computers won't do the word wrap- so
some of your responses are lost.  Wouldn't you rather everybody could read
what you so thoughtfully wrote? 

(only a touch of sarcasm- the rest a genuine question)

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