It's the happy birthday M-Net item. I think this is where you old people
are supposed to play 'remember when'. Have at it.

51 responses total.

I figure that a date-specific item should be entered regardless of the
fact that M-Net's incapacitated. 

some "old people" are not "old people"  it gets sooo confusing.

I remember when mnet was readable.  But that was before
people like, you know, me came along.

I JUST TURNED 17!!!!!


WOOHOO!!!!

Happy birthday, Buzzy.

happy bday.
maybe you can start to dry the backs of your eatrs in a couple of years

ears

happyb-dy buzz

i know stuff.  buzzard is now coo eler than ever.  word up!

Thanks people. Iggy, I'm gonna re-wet my ewars just for you, k? :)

STeve and I were trying to think of what systems on the net are 
older than M-net.  Chinet is debatably older, but we hear it's not 
in reliable production any more.  CompuServe is probably older.
Any other candidates?
 
Lasting 17 years in the Internet age is a tremendous accomplishment.
Congratulations & Happy Birthday, M-net!!

Happy birthday, buzzard.

Fuck M-Net.

Happy birthday, Buzzard!  Many more!

Happy Birthday M-Net.  I owe you one husband.

Thank you all. And now, I might mention, that on my 17th birthday, my car is
being taken away because Dad needs a car. (See previous item...) People tell
me that I should rent it to him but instead I'm just gonna give it to him on
a totally empty gas tank :) He's lucky I recharged the A/C today...

Re #11: I came across one in the DC area (if I'm remembering correctly)
that also claimed to be "first."

   There are only a very few systems that have been around as long as
M-Net has.  Next year, M-Net is old enough to vote!

Mnet died several years ago, sad to say.  We'll see
if we can at least animate its corpse a little bit
when it comes back up, though.

"we?"

happy happy buzzard!!!!

mnet?  is it ready for resurrection yet?

Frankenstein is waiting for a good thunderstorm . . . .

 . . . . and here ah am, fuckwads.

awwww, now you've gone and done it. if you are going to call everyone a
fuckwad it dilutes the sense of specialness i felt when you called me one.
i don't think i'm gonna feel as good about myself anymore if i am just one
fuckwad of many.  sigh.

Yep, Jer, yer jes one fuckwad of many.

You just like talking about wads.

Fag.

Bore.

snore...s'mores...door...whore...

[nods in appreciation]

gore more spore spoor!

See, yew kin be nahs tuh me, yew kin be funny, yew
kin be mean, yew kin be pisstoff, ah dont care.

Jus dont bore me.  Yew wouldnt lahk me wen ahm bored.

Why? 
When you're bored, do you post things that are even less funny?

md: In case you haven't gotten the hint yet:
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

Hey buzzard, fuck off.

hey willard!
fuck off!

Blow me.

Hm.  That's weird, no penis at all.  Are you sure you're a guy?

Alright that's it.  Young Mr Buzzard's taunt is the last straw.  If you 
can't show your appreciation for me any better than that then you can 
all go stick your weewees in your own doodoo holes.  

No no no no, md; you've got it all wrong. The correct M-net attitude is to
treat buzzy like the immature teen he is. Here, let me demonstrate: 

Re #31: Hey fuckwad, nice to see motor skills developed to the point where
you can actually hold down a key for more than a second. Have you mastered
your building blocks yet? 

re: #36  sigh.  why do you stubbornly refuse to take direction.  instead of
dooddo holes, the correct m-nut term is "poopie holes."  try to do better,
k?

<sigh>

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