After the discussions in the Cooperative Conference regarding
our listing on the Michigan Computer User magazine, I've decided
to start a gay and lesbian pick-up item.

So, does anyone have a gay or lesbian pick-up truck?

How about a gay or lesbian car, motorcycle, semi, etc.?

What do these gay and lesbian vehicles do with each other, anyway?

And how can you tell whether a pick-up is male or female, anyway?

133 responses total.

By whether or not its exhaust pipe is visible, Rob.
But don't look too close; the ones with the little pipes are
REAL sensitive.

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Ah, but what does it do late at night, when you're asleep?
It's all alone, with all those other cars in your parking
lot...  As long as it keeps quiet, no horn beeping and such,
and they don't give each other car hickeys, how can you be
sure?

        Well, I know mine is up to something,occasionally, because its'
alarm will go off, for no apparent reason!

I can tell you, I wondered why my car's carberetor had fuel injector
goo in it this morning... I told it never to date without putting a 
hood bra on first.

I walked in on my car once. Let me tell you, that was embarassing.

The car I usually drive spends its nights (and mst of the rest of its
time) sitting in the garage next to my parents' minivan.  I've never
noticed them seem to even know eachother, but the car did seem a little
depressed after the demise of the car that used to sit next to it in the
garage.

see, my car sits on the curb in front of my house...right in front of my
brothers mustang!

hmmmm...that could be why it runs a little happier in the morning, some
mornings....

I think my car very likely picked up a desease or two from the cars it
associates with.

Tonya Toyota is a rather homely car.  She doesn't attract many other 
cars, and always seems just a little depressed.  She does her job 
marvelously, though. 

cute, nephi.  is it just me or is this item way too cutsie?
(ah, i don't care) but i don't have a car so...

i know my car is awoman because everytime i get inside her she is as cold
icetray!!!!!!!     VERY WOMAN LIKE!!!!

Vfemme, I think that your *attitude* is what causes women to not warm 
up to you.  

i heard of a guy who was dumped by 5 women for other women...kind of makes
you REALLY not want to date him, eh?  :)

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re 14: meg, didn't i tell you about that guy?

i believe that you did!...no actually,  i KNOW that you did!!!  ;)

My car died....
doing 70 on I75 and clunk...
go figure

x

        Well, that happens.. Rust is a very social disease amongst cars..

My car is definitely male because I ALWAYS have problems with it!!

hehehehehe!!:)

        Mine's a flirt!

learned from its owner? <chuckle>

Well, Tanya has taken to crying black tears.  I *really* hope she feels 
better soon.

i don't know if mine is male or female, all i know is that it has i big problem
holding it's fluids.

Well, oddly enough, she's stopped crying.  I didn't even have to do anything
to cheer her up!  Maybe she just wanted some attention.  

Update --  I need a new car.

I could use the cash for a new car...

My Subaru, with the 250,000 miles, has had a long *interesting* life, but 
I think it picked up and SDT somewhere along the way. It's *not* a pretty
sight.

Okay, I give.  What's an SDT?

sexually transmitted turbo?

Seriously dead transmission?

My motorcycle drove write up into the back door of my school bus.
The bus hardly notices the little motorcycle but I am sure that
the old BSA enjoys the bus.

re #0 this is to wierd for me I don't feel that trucks are male or female!

Well hey, maybe you've got an androgynous truck.  That's fine.
As long as you and your truck can accept that, no problem.

I still say this is a lot of crap

        Kain, be nice! This is in fun, so crap it's not, just sillyness.

kain, why is it you are on here, if you don't like any of it?

The sex conference, where it's sexy, or it's crap!
<done in scottish accent>

<robh is Scottish, therefore his item is Scottish, therefore
it is nae crap!>

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