The on-going story item
I find these lots of fun if nobody ends them abruptly
you write a few sentences and put 3 periods then the next person continues,
I'll start
One day in the town of Happyville...

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there were three bare bears.

and they liked to eat babycorn

especially the silk.  So one day, they met a baby corn salesman going to the
market, and they said...

"Hi! I'd like to buy some babycorn!"

And he said, "Why should I deem you worthy to partake in the holiness that is
babycorn?" This shocked the bare bears, who...

proceeded to use various unprintable and uncomplimentary words to describe
the salesman's maternal ancestors.

and then rooled off stage, 

Only to find that baby bare bear had tripped in a bucket used for mopping tthe
floor and...

Destroyed all the porridge bowls, which had been set out to absorb mop fumes
just that very morning, since porridge in bowls with floor fumes tastes...

like yer mom

like MARK's mom, I belive.  Anyway just then, a goose wandered in and noticed
the wonderful looking porridge spilt all over the floor and tried to...

sneeze, but couldn't because

of an ancient curse lain on him by a...

holy purple pocadot cow, this curse was laid on him because...

he never said moof even though he had fouir eyes and a green snot collored
pickle in his backpack.  The situation could only be remedied by a large...

gnu.  The gnu had to be at least 15 feet from head to tail, and 6 feet from
foot to head.  These proportion had to be exact because...

the abyss..

was completely irrelevant.

However, we'll talk about the gnu later, when we've finished talking about
ansi.  Ansi was a little peeved, because just the day before she...

fell off a cliff

she changed her name to karphooglesnort

because she felt like it, 

and she had nothing better to do.

now that she was dead in her will her grandson found that she had left him
a...

piece of shit, with which he.....

did say, quote "ewww" unquote

And then there was the green phalic worm, who like to eat small houses witih
chop sticks and soy sauce.  Lets just say it was more or a frog than a...

piece of fabric. 

And so yonder worm of yonder bright shade of green did go to yonder
small house and put yonder soy sauce upon yonder house.
yonder yonder yonder

 said the worm, throwing one or two more "yonders" under its breath from time
to time.  But the main sound was of chewing, and the occasional sound of more
wood being torn asunder.  All that noise, as you might suspect, attracted some
attention...

and, as they say on TV, "We'll be right back."  Which we all know means...

that it
s time to say yonder a few more times
yonder yonder yonder....and asunder....yonder asunder yonder asunder
yonder asunder...

too bad yonder posters went asunder, because this thing is dying! exclaimed the
exasperated wall paper.  "Where...

...did I put that soldering iron?  Time is wasting", replied the carpet.  "If
we don't get it living again soon, we're going to be in deep trouble when...

THe time comes to begin once again that ever-so fun hunt for....

Pastrami!  Pastrami is an all-pupoise meat!

<never go anywhere without a porpoise...>
It can be used for whopping people over the head, as a backscratcher,
a paperweight, or, in a pinch, to eat...

toast with.
But, then again, there is always a use for pastrami when it comes time to
plow the corn.  But whatever you do, don't...

...grab that weasel by the teeth," grandma scolded.  "You'll get rickets, sure
enough!  Corner it over here by the stove and get hold of it by the..."

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