How would you like it if your rich complexity
         Were reduced to a square the size of a Wheat Thin?
         It is certainly not a perplexity
         That I would care to find myself in.

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I agree.  Though Thoreau said, "Simplify, simplify,"
I wouldn't want Lauren's brown tresses uncurled,
Nor attempt Aaaron's cheeks to unrose and undimplify
For all the Wheat Thins in the world.

But what if you were offered M&M's instead of wheat thins?
Beautiful red, white, and blue 4th of July M&M that came with
sparklers in every bag??  What then???  Might you be tempted????

I've never seen a white M&M.

If you light the sparkler, you can see the white M&M's after dark on
the 4th of July.  Do not confuse this with lighting the Jack o' Lantern
that comes in a (giant economy size) package of Halloween M&M's - they're
orange and black, and the former may look white by the Jack o' Lantern's 
light.  

What the world needs now is plaid M&Ms

And tweed M&M's.

Perhaps.

Black leather M&M's.  With chrome-plated metal studs.

Pinstripe M&M's too.
Spotted M&M's.
Floral M&M's.
What else?  Come now, we can be creative.

paisley M&M's.

(and flowers with green spirals)

In tooth containers.

With fuzzy underwear

(Hopefully that's anti-static fuzzy underwear.) 

but of course.

Keep that food coming..

No, what the world *really* needs is W&Ws.  Lots and lots of W&Ws.  

do they hurt when they go down the wrong way?

Not as much as when M&Ms go down the right way.

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