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Grex Enigma Item 94: The Saddest Item Ever Entered
Entered by remmers on Thu Jan 28 08:26:21 UTC 1993:

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49 responses total.

#1 of 49 by furs on Thu Jan 28 12:53:47 1993:

<furs cries.>

#2 of 49 by shannara on Sat Jan 30 04:52:47 1993:

truely, it *is* the saddest item I've ever seen!

#3 of 49 by danr on Sat Jan 30 18:59:25 1993:

I'm certainly sad that he entered it.

#4 of 49 by aa8ij on Sat Jan 30 20:13:34 1993:

 I too, am sad that dan read it and sadder even for reading it.

#5 of 49 by robh on Sun Jan 31 23:20:45 1993:

Hey Jude, don't make it bad!  Take a sad item, and make it better!

#6 of 49 by remmers on Fri Feb 4 05:33:58 1994:

Is simple justice too much to expect?

#7 of 49 by ziggy on Fri Feb 11 00:46:04 1994:

bette.

#8 of 49 by vidar on Fri Feb 11 14:33:16 1994:

La de da dum de da do day.

#9 of 49 by ziggy on Fri Feb 11 16:37:06 1994:

life is sad sometimes.

#10 of 49 by kami on Fri Feb 11 17:54:23 1994:

and then it isn't.

#11 of 49 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 00:30:30 1994:

And then there's Monty Python's _The Meaning of Life_, the life I prefer.

#12 of 49 by vishnu on Sat Feb 12 01:01:07 1994:

Tryou.

#13 of 49 by ziggy on Sat Feb 19 20:09:12 1994:

tryou.
tofu.

#14 of 49 by vishnu on Sat Feb 19 21:00:36 1994:

tofu 
toga

#15 of 49 by ziggy on Sun Feb 20 00:19:28 1994:

toga
yoda

#16 of 49 by vishnu on Sun Feb 20 00:40:43 1994:

yoda 
quota

#17 of 49 by vidar on Sun Feb 20 01:23:02 1994:

quota,
yoga!

#18 of 49 by odie on Sun Feb 20 13:52:46 1994:

yoga,
polka!

#19 of 49 by vishnu on Sun Feb 20 17:12:38 1994:

polka
mocha

#20 of 49 by vidar on Sun Feb 20 23:45:43 1994:

Mocha,
choke ya!

#21 of 49 by scg on Mon Feb 21 04:48:37 1994:

"I'm a dancing roach!"

#22 of 49 by vishnu on Mon Feb 21 12:01:17 1994:

That's nice.  Can I smoke you?

#23 of 49 by vidar on Mon Feb 21 21:00:31 1994:

No.  We're quoting remmers and chelsea's son.  I don't think they want him
dead, but I could be wrong...

#24 of 49 by chelsea on Tue Feb 22 15:29:50 1994:

We've raised him to be very open-minded about dancing roaches.

#25 of 49 by vidar on Tue Feb 22 19:10:24 1994:

You?   I thought that was Ethan!

#26 of 49 by remmers on Wed Feb 23 00:26:59 1994:

Is Ethan that tall guy?

#27 of 49 by vidar on Wed Feb 23 03:07:43 1994:

That tall, lanky ugly guy who goes "Woo Woo," at that.

#28 of 49 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 00:33:58 1994:

Yeah, woo, woo at that.

#29 of 49 by aahz on Wed Mar 9 01:33:24 1994:

Boo Hoo
What a very sad item indeed.  Yep, I'd say it's a mighty sad day when you get
items like that to read.

#30 of 49 by vidar on Wed Mar 9 03:21:09 1994:

I think I'm going to cry.
<a dark rain cloud appears above vidar>
<the cloud becomes as big as all of Ann Arbor>
<rain pours out of Bjorn's godly tear cloud>

#31 of 49 by ziggy on Wed Mar 9 15:58:28 1994:

Kill
the
head
lights
and
put
it
in 
neutral

#32 of 49 by vishnu on Thu Mar 10 01:39:38 1994:

<Kaploah!>
Wussat?
Cops
they 
--why
wait
-no!-

#33 of 49 by ziggy on Thu Mar 10 20:56:11 1994:

Flame
on
wiht
the
loser
'n'
the 
cruise
control

#34 of 49 by vidar on Thu Mar 10 21:41:50 1994:

<vidar spanks all drifters>
<vidar's arm is getting tired.>
<vidar decides to spank with his left arm for a while.>

#35 of 49 by ziggy on Fri Mar 11 01:12:35 1994:

I'm happy, hah, hah, rebellion.

#36 of 49 by kami on Fri Mar 11 19:25:26 1994:

spanking is drift
how can there be drift in an enigma?

#37 of 49 by vidar on Fri Mar 11 22:32:49 1994:

Me not know.

#38 of 49 by ziggy on Sun Mar 13 03:49:05 1994:

EvErY tHInGG iZ eNIGma!  hAA!

#39 of 49 by vishnu on Tue Mar 15 12:19:51 1994:

Undubitibitbedly.