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Grex Enigma Item 90: The Four Food Groups
Entered by jdg on Tue Jan 5 03:19:04 UTC 1993:

 
      1.  Excess salt
      
      2.  Refined sugar

      3.  Saturated fat

(and my personal favorite...drum roll please....)

      4.  Empty calories

56 responses total.

#1 of 56 by aa8ij on Wed Jan 6 10:36:51 1993:

 hmmm. maybe the diet of the average taxi driver....

#2 of 56 by remmers on Wed Mar 10 04:54:08 1993:

I have developed a food stick incorporating all four and will patent
it next Wednesday.
,
help
quit

#3 of 56 by chaz on Wed Mar 10 06:28:46 1993:

You left out "ALCOHOL"!!! 
bummer.

#4 of 56 by kami on Sat Feb 12 03:57:20 1994:

the 4 food groups for high school students:
salt
sugar
caffine
grease-

hey! that makes a bag of chips and a can of coke a sqare meal 8^}

#5 of 56 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 04:17:39 1994:

At Community
Zinggermans
Kosmo
McDonalds
Snack Machine Stuff

#6 of 56 by vishnu on Sat Feb 12 22:25:17 1994:

Hey!? What about hallucinegens.?

#7 of 56 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 22:35:39 1994:

You're out of your mind, vishnu.  Not all Commie Kids are pot heads, in fact,
very few are.  Get a clue.

#8 of 56 by kami on Sat Feb 12 23:24:21 1994:

hey- don't damage the rep! :)

#9 of 56 by vidar on Sun Feb 13 03:30:57 1994:

Look, I go to Commie.  I know these things.  I'm here to clear up the
myths.

#10 of 56 by vishnu on Sun Feb 13 04:13:56 1994:

No, I mean, not rfor commie's, I mean for mine.

#11 of 56 by vidar on Sun Feb 13 14:03:36 1994:

Okay, good dog.

#12 of 56 by ziggy on Sat Feb 19 20:08:57 1994:

Definatly the four are:

The Nacho and Mexican food group (no tomatos!)

The Pasta group (preferably ravioli)

The Frozen Yogurt group (Y&S!)

The tofu and Opa cheese group!  (Siam Kitchen and The Parthenon!)

#13 of 56 by vishnu on Sat Feb 19 21:00:25 1994:

I still think that hasish should be one of themmm....

#14 of 56 by ziggy on Sun Feb 20 00:19:17 1994:

Yea!  Smokin' on 'da bud!

#15 of 56 by vishnu on Sun Feb 20 00:38:05 1994:

Uh..

#16 of 56 by odie on Sun Feb 20 13:51:32 1994:

hmmmm. . .

#17 of 56 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 00:33:34 1994:

heh.

#18 of 56 by vishnu on Thu Feb 24 02:18:02 1994:

Llamas are our friends.

#19 of 56 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 22:58:57 1994:

Don't ch'a  know.

#20 of 56 by vishnu on Fri Feb 25 00:04:08 1994:

Ba-m.

#21 of 56 by ziggy on Sat Feb 26 13:39:39 1994:

Well, I forgot Girl Scout Carmel Delights.

#22 of 56 by omni on Sat Feb 26 21:06:05 1994:

 No no no... GS cookie addiction involves Thin Mints and the ever popular
shortbread. I'm not too sure about Carmel delights.

#23 of 56 by vishnu on Sun Feb 27 14:05:37 1994:

{ShortBread?  Ugh...} Caramel Delights are the One.

#24 of 56 by ziggy on Sun Feb 27 15:23:25 1994:

SHORT BREAD ARE NASTY!  they taste like compressed sand mixed w/sugar 'n' rock
salt!  Thin mints are good, but CARMEL DELIGHTS are the *BEST*!
<munch>
<munch>

#25 of 56 by vishnu on Sun Feb 27 17:21:50 1994:

Yeah, they're sorta like candles.

#26 of 56 by kentn on Sun Feb 27 22:01:21 1994:

I made two shortbreads this weekend and they were both delicious.
But that's homemade...  I am addicted to Thin Mints, though.

#27 of 56 by vidar on Mon Feb 28 01:47:40 1994:

What?

#28 of 56 by kentn on Mon Feb 28 03:45:07 1994:

Eh?

#29 of 56 by vishnu on Mon Feb 28 04:10:12 1994:

Como estas?

#30 of 56 by kentn on Mon Feb 28 13:02:06 1994:

Que pasa?

#31 of 56 by omni on Mon Feb 28 21:15:48 1994:

 Mui bien!!

#32 of 56 by vishnu on Mon Feb 28 21:41:10 1994:

Quid Agis?

#33 of 56 by vidar on Tue Mar 1 01:43:27 1994:

I think we've accidentially stumbled upon the language conference Jim.

#34 of 56 by ziggy on Fri Mar 4 20:50:22 1994:

No, no, not a language cf. a thin mints cf!  <munch>

#35 of 56 by vidar on Fri Mar 4 20:54:35 1994:

Okay...
And I'm the King of Prussia.

#36 of 56 by vishnu on Fri Mar 4 22:08:42 1994:

Isn't that where they make orangutans?

#37 of 56 by ziggy on Tue Mar 8 19:41:49 1994:

In the times of Chimpanses I was a monkey, butane in my veins and a mount on
the chunky with the plastic act balls, spray paint the vegitables, dog food
stalls, with the beef cake panty hose!

#38 of 56 by vidar on Tue Mar 8 21:35:44 1994:

Re#36: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN!

#39 of 56 by bdp on Wed Mar 9 00:20:50 1994:

oh, so *that's* what those lyrics are...