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Grex Enigma Item 89: MONGO FRUIT SWAP IN PONTIAC!!!
Entered by remmers on Mon Dec 14 07:27:45 UTC 1992:

                FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!

First annual ENIGMA CONFERENCE FRUIT EXCHANGE coming next weekend!

    When:   Saturday, December 19, 6:30 a.m.
    Where:  Pontiac Silverdome
    Who:    You, natch!
    Why:    Because it's time.

                FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!

Bring all your best fruit to this unique and exciting swap meet!  Fresh
preferred but canned, frozen, or dried also acceptable.  Come and share
apples, oranges, cumquats, pears, peaches, figs, dates, strawberries,
raspberries, boysenberries, blackberries, blueberries, tangelos, kiwi,
pomegranates, persimmons, cranberries, bananas, mangoes, lemons, limes,
plums, grapes, papayas, watermelons, honey dew melons, loganberries,
and most of all, cantaloupes!

                FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!

             >>> Swap a fruit and make a friend! <<<

10 responses total.

#1 of 10 by jdg on Sat Dec 19 02:47:14 1992:

What, no loquats?

#2 of 10 by remmers on Sun Dec 20 13:26:45 1992:

Hmph, no nothing!  Sigh, nobody showed up for the fruit swap, and here
I'd gone to the trouble and expense of renting the Silverdome and
everything.

Where did I go wrong?

#3 of 10 by shannara on Sun Dec 20 18:37:37 1992:

I think it was the short notice, John.
I mean, I was already booked for the 
the Diaretics convention at the palace...
I heard Elton John Hubbard was going to be there.
I mean, you can't miss it when El. John Hubbard
is talking about Diaretics!  He's very dynamic!

#4 of 10 by danr on Thu Dec 24 00:19:55 1992:

Maybe you should have announced this on the other system.

#5 of 10 by remmers on Thu Dec 24 16:13:05 1992:

Nah -- What I should've done is bought up a lot of time on tv
for spot announcements.  That'll do it every time.

#6 of 10 by jaklumen on Mon May 27 08:27:54 2002:

Do another one, then.  You have not yet satiated my hunger.
I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.

#7 of 10 by remmers on Tue May 28 11:47:28 2002:

I am sorry, but I have moved past fruit to Other Things.
My next big event will be a Tooth Filling Exchange, at
Comerica Park.

#8 of 10 by jaklumen on Wed May 29 00:36:17 2002:

I have no need of tooth fillings.  My sharky teeth are razor-sharp.  
Too bad.  You, too, shall be consumed.

#9 of 10 by orinoco on Thu May 30 03:36:56 2002:

Sounds like overkill.  MacHeath makes do with a jack-knife, you know.

#10 of 10 by jaklumen on Thu May 30 08:27:07 2002:

Nah, this a funky B-film type of situation: big, bombastic, budget, 
and blaxplotation.

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