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Grex Enigma Item 82: bagpipes? I hate bagpipes.
Entered by shannara on Wed Sep 30 16:53:22 UTC 1992:

Did you ever consider chipboard?
It really is kinda flaky and light, not sturdy at all.
all the little pieces are glued together,
they shatter easily.
And people always try to cover it with painted plastic.
It isn't a pretty sight?

17 responses total.

#1 of 17 by remmers on Thu Oct 1 10:20:19 1992:

Yeah, I agree 100%.  I had a violin made of the stuff and I could
never keep the darn thing in tune.

#2 of 17 by shannara on Thu Oct 1 10:49:05 1992:

see what I mean???

#3 of 17 by vidar on Tue Sep 28 23:08:21 1993:

What does this have to do with bagpipes?

#4 of 17 by rcurl on Wed Sep 29 04:43:29 1993:

Exactly

#5 of 17 by vidar on Wed Sep 29 15:54:33 1993:

Huh?  I don't get it.

#6 of 17 by carl on Thu Sep 30 10:10:26 1993:

Yeah, I had a truck like that once, and I traded it for a horse.

#7 of 17 by vidar on Thu Sep 30 21:44:36 1993:

Uff Da?

#8 of 17 by bjorn on Fri Oct 6 02:43:47 1995:

The definition of E Nygma, that's it!

#9 of 17 by jaklumen on Mon May 27 08:12:39 2002:

Not terribly palatable, chipboard.  Must be broken.

As for Uff Da, well, you must have seen me coming.

I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.

#10 of 17 by tlocust on Mon Mar 24 00:37:31 2003:

"It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma." -- Churchill

        to: Bjorn the Viking (vidar)

#11 of 17 by jaklumen on Tue Mar 25 00:58:53 2003:

I battled this dude that had a head that looked like a squid, but 
sounded like bagpipes.

He lost all the same.

#12 of 17 by tlocust on Tue Mar 25 23:21:10 2003:

Ahh, Interesting. So say, Great White Mack, after your "battling experience,"
of sorts with this "dude with a head of a squid" that is here to eat Ann
Arbor, what is your opinion of bagpipes (to rightfully conclude this section
of the enigma conference)? Do you love them or hate them? We're finally on
the subject now ;)!

#13 of 17 by jaklumen on Wed Mar 26 05:36:48 2003:

I'm fine with them, especially when they be funky.  This dude, he was 
bad-- awful.  He sounded like a dying goose, so I put that mofo out of 
his misery.

#14 of 17 by tlocust on Wed Mar 26 12:54:43 2003:

Kewl! Sounds interesting. Maybe you should write a book on you experience -
I'm sure it will sound something like the "Illiad and the Odyssey." ;) ;) Well
then...

#15 of 17 by jaklumen on Thu Mar 27 00:27:04 2003:

you flatter me.  Ghost-authored, at least, and maybe creatively 
stretched out, but I think its essence would be just a TV episode.

#16 of 17 by tlocust on Tue Apr 8 15:41:01 2003:

Yes, that's exactly what I mean! ;)

#17 of 17 by jaklumen on Tue Apr 8 23:31:14 2003:

hafta see if the Beastie Boys will put "Intergalactic" on the 
soundtrack.

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