You are a loser.  A simple loser.  You can't walk and chew
gum at the same time.  If brains were boulders, yours would
be a grain of sand.  But anyway you checked your brain at
the hat check window and forgot to pick it up.  Now you've
lost the claim check.  Poor you, ha ha.  No big loss, wasn't
much of a brain anyway.

This trick works only with VW Rabbits:  Drive to a big empty
parking lot.  Roll up all the windows.  Turn the steering
wheel as far to the left as it will go.  Now press
gently on the accelerator and you will turn in a tight
circle.  Keep turning for several minutes.  You will feel
your ears pop as the air pressure changes.  When you are
through, be sure to decelerate gradually, or injury to toe
eardrum may result.

What's wrong with this sentence?

10 responses total.

I don't see anything wrong with it at all.  Looks fine to me.
No, wait...  Ohhhhh, *I* see.

If you're in the southern hemisphere there is nothing wrong with
the above.  But if you are north of the equator you'll have to
turn clockwise.  Toilet bowl physics.

ah, that's easy.
it's a paragraph.  B-)

Less than 2 years for the omission of a feline?

Ok, what is wrong?

If your brain was on the edge of a razor blade, it'd look like a BB
rolling down an eight lane highway...

I can too walk and chew gum at the same time!

What is wrong with this sentence?  It isn't a sentence, that's what's wrong
with it.

Then what is it?
Oh, a question, duhh, nevermind.

Is there something wrong with this sentence? 

Is an interrogative not a sentence?

16 years and still going?
It's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, stuffed in a pita.

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