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Grex Enigma Item 70: Well There's These Lyrics, but on the Other Hand, There's This Tune
Entered by remmers on Wed Apr 22 01:47:16 UTC 1992:

        Anything you can do, I can do better,
        Anything you can do, I can do too.
        Anything anything anything thing thing,
        Thing any anything anything foo.

28 responses total.

#1 of 28 by choke on Wed Apr 22 12:33:47 1992:

        You can't be me
        you hapless ninny
        you can't be me
        and neither can I

#2 of 28 by ecl on Tue Apr 28 18:42:16 1992:

if you can
i can too
if i can
so can you

#3 of 28 by remmers on Wed Mar 10 04:35:48 1993:

I regret having entered this item.

#4 of 28 by chaz on Wed Mar 10 06:24:03 1993:

Fifty lashes with a branch from an AVL tree!!!!

#5 of 28 by bjt on Sat May 27 23:50:44 1995:

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."-- The Little Engine
that Could.

#6 of 28 by lee on Thu May 22 19:08:12 1997:

don't focus on regrets
move on with life
there's a light at the end of the tunnel
and it's not an oncoming train
(we hope)

#7 of 28 by orinoco on Wed Jul 16 15:48:05 1997:

lee, you have far too much time on your hands.
Are there any items in here that you haven't responded to?

#8 of 28 by lee on Sun Jul 20 00:43:56 1997:

Yes.

#9 of 28 by snowth on Tue Jul 22 15:58:57 1997:

Hey, orin, isn't that the pot calling the keddle black?

#10 of 28 by orinoco on Sat Aug 9 02:44:56 1997:

but of course...that's m'job.

#11 of 28 by snowth on Mon Aug 11 01:04:13 1997:

so which one are you, the pot, or the keddle?

#12 of 28 by orinoco on Mon Aug 11 01:36:38 1997:

I'm the Cuisinart.

#13 of 28 by snowth on Mon Aug 11 15:25:38 1997:

So you say. But I know the awful truth.

#14 of 28 by i on Thu Jan 1 04:52:43 1998:

DANGER!  DANGER!
While |orinoco| was twaddling turnips,
   the salad shooter got into the punchbowl.
It should now be considered loaded and extremely dangerous.
DANGER!  DANGER!

#15 of 28 by orinoco on Fri Jan 2 16:33:35 1998:

not me, but my evil twin |orinoco|?  Heavens!

#16 of 28 by i on Sat Jan 3 01:06:04 1998:

Okay, so i don't know how to do the small caps font on grex.  Pesty
nit-picker.  It'll serve your right if that loaded salad shooter 
plugs you with a couple baby carrots.

#17 of 28 by orinoco on Sun Jan 4 04:56:49 1998:

<ow!>  <ooh!>  <ouch!>

#18 of 28 by lee on Tue Jan 6 21:51:12 1998:

Do I want to know?

#19 of 28 by diznave on Wed Jan 7 15:56:24 1998:

yes, you do...and so do the rest of us, dan....so tell us...and stop
slouching!....and cut that hair!!...why can't you be like <sob> BILLY!!.....
he was such a good kid <sniff>... and he'd be alive today if it weren't for
those pesky kids!!

#20 of 28 by orinoco on Tue Jan 13 04:12:42 1998:

It was just my reaction to those high-speed baby carrots.  Get your collective
symbiotic intelligence out of the gutter!

#21 of 28 by i on Wed Jan 14 05:03:19 1998:

Sounds like you had a top-quality Kevlar carrot-proof vest on to get off
so easy.  Care to share the brand with us just in case....?

#22 of 28 by jaklumen on Mon May 27 07:43:31 2002:

*munch, crunch, crunch*

I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.

#23 of 28 by gelinas on Fri Dec 20 01:27:18 2002:

Put *that* in your salad shooter.

#24 of 28 by jaklumen on Fri Dec 20 08:14:46 2002:

Salad shooters are for wussies.

#25 of 28 by gelinas on Sat Dec 21 01:53:05 2002:

Yeah, but they do make it possible to eat salad from across the room.

#26 of 28 by jaklumen on Sun Dec 22 07:29:44 2002:

Pac-Man!

#27 of 28 by gelinas on Sun Dec 22 23:20:47 2002:

Pac-man only ate ghosties.

#28 of 28 by jaklumen on Mon Dec 23 03:09:21 2002:

No he didn't.  He ate dots and power pellets, too, when he was in the 
video game.  He ate everything in the original story from which the 
game was based.

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