Staying up late and entering items is not a good idea.  For one thing
your punctuation tends to get wierd.
For another, people write you when you don't have time to respond.
Then there is the sleep deprivation is better than drugs quoteint.
(Notice how I didn't even try to spell quotient right?)
Yes sirree staying up late and grexing makes me think of stubborn
llamas... did you know that stubborn llamas say "poot"?  It is true.
they look into your face with slitted eyes and they disdainfully say
"poot" as they spit you.

small print: You know the only reason I am brave enough to try to enter
anything at all here is that I promised remmers I would in a cultural
exchange with M-Net so that he would grace my "coffeehouse" conference
which I might add he has not been doing and obviously it is bevcause I
haven't been on here enough.  I mean I didn't even realized that choke
was still around here - and I am totally behind on the human/animal
wild world of sports thing...  Josh should enter a silly item here
about beer...

Ok ok.. I guess I'll quit putzing around and go pack finally.

bye

29 responses total.

Hmph.  Not gracing the coffeehouse conference indeed!  What about my
"Boozers in Space" epic?  This means WAR!

Re #0:
MaryEllen, if stubborn llamas say "poot", you must be a stubborn llama.  I
have the mail to prove it.

Now all we have to do is figure out which animal says "foo".  :-)

The silly item about beer is ing#6.

;kasdlk foo asdka;sldka

jhds eloi ,mnefk; ipwepi ";kasdlk foo asdka;sldka"?
jdsjpwej klje02Ox !!

Umm...That would be the bear that says Foo! 
Foobears ya know.

Ah, the soul of a coffed buy.

aksjkdjk l iefoasdlfk ueksksdfj; ;dlfiewepr kjlsidfuijqa['w0 klsue9102j,
opwehjufo8 skjvlaueop[p peirjflsidj pas;dfojkm ipewpieo isz!

foo
bar
bah

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Abajeba blah blah blah.

if you can have barbarian invaders, can you have foofooian invaders?
What about foobarian invaders, huh?
Ever considered that?

Yes.

No, orin, it's only you.

Really?
Only me?
I feel special.

I had something clever to say here, but it left. You know all my quotes
anyway, when you figure out which one I mean, go ahead and insult yourself
with it. :)

"objection -- overruled! -- objection! -- quiet!! -- dang..."
"kermit, you're talking to yourself again"

Exactly. You and your pie-crust kind.

Yes. I'd say it's late, but it isn't. I'd say I'm tired, but I'm not. I'd say
I'm drunk, but I'm sober. SO, WHAT'S MY EXCUSE?!

P.S. I'd say I'm a llama, but some one might belive me.

I won't fall for that llama thing.  Don't even try.

If you wanted, though, I could call you a cab...

If I ask you really really nicely, would you call me a weather balloon? I've
always wanted to be a weather balloon, just cause some one told me it couldn't
be done. Or a kumquat. It's really your choice.

I could call you a weather balloon, but I would only be accused of covering
up the truth.

The truth that is being covered would then be what?

I told you to pay more attention in thezone, but did you listen?...

Listening is like sleep. It's all a figment of sane people's boring
imagination. Neither really happen to me.

I did see Jesus in Kerrytown once:)

And she talks about imagination...

Any chance He told you where to dine for the best soft-boiled eggs?  
My tonsillitis *seems* to be getting better, but just in case....

I'm so mad at my grandmother...she calls me up last week to borrow some money
for *food*...Geez!!...some people here *work* for a living....anyway, she's
workinmg it off by carrying all my barbells and weights up to the attic...next
week I got her to work on my car...

AP - The Buttercup Patch - Mr. Opus Penguin was found dead today near the
south edge of The Buttercup Patch.  Police sources were not commenting on
theories of vigilante action by survivors of the Great Toad-Frog Massacre,
but one source close to the County Coroner's Office said that the late
Mr. Penguin was cut down from behind by 3 bright orange hairballs that
pierced his lungs and heart.  

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