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Grex Enigma Item 64: Mary Poppins Meets Elmer
Entered by popcorn on Wed Apr 1 03:26:35 UTC 1992:

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142 responses total.

#1 of 142 by bad on Wed Apr 1 04:14:25 1992:

Now that is interesting.

#2 of 142 by carl on Thu Feb 18 21:56:26 1993:

Ah, the soul of a starry night.

#3 of 142 by drea on Mon Jun 14 17:02:45 1993:

"Why yes, I have seen Elmer.  He was at the glue factory, with
Mr. Ed.  Isn't Mr. Ed your horse?"

#4 of 142 by embu on Mon Jun 14 18:01:13 1993:

 "no, of course not," replied Lady Godiva with a faint look of surprise,
"Elmer is."

#5 of 142 by drea on Tue Jun 15 19:38:41 1993:

"I wonder what Elmer would be doing at the glue factory.  Perhaps
it is a plot by the Radical Glue Insurrectionists to seize
mucilage again," replied Mary Poppins.  At that moment, Buford
P. Bohard strode up.

"Good morning, ladies."

#6 of 142 by vidar on Mon Sep 27 22:33:27 1993:

He didn't notice the guy with the glave-guisarm and walked right into,
fortunatly, the blunt end.  The warrior didn't notice.

#7 of 142 by aahz on Tue Sep 28 01:08:31 1993:

Just then.....Mary Poppins has an unsinkable urge to get drunk she jestures
toward the nearest pub, and........

#8 of 142 by vidar on Tue Sep 28 01:41:01 1993:

Sees the chipindale jump through through the pub window sans clothing.  The
nudeman runs across town yelling "The nasties are comming, The nasties are
comming."He then falls down a deep well and...

#9 of 142 by aahz on Mon Oct 4 22:00:49 1993:

Mary buys that man a miller.  But, all is not well, for......

#10 of 142 by vidar on Tue Oct 5 01:45:19 1993:

a Minuteman emerges with a Laser rifle, he aims it at Mary and...

#11 of 142 by vidar on Fri Jan 28 23:17:33 1994:

falls flat on his ass setting off the rifle and blowing himself into
10 million little pieces.  Mary enters the pub through the door and orders
a 32oz. of Aquaveit.  The bartender looks at her and attempts to feel
her hot sexy breasts, but...

#12 of 142 by odie on Sat Jan 29 15:33:58 1994:

She pulls off her mask revealing her true alien self, and begins to devour
Mary.

#13 of 142 by vidar on Sat Jan 29 21:13:27 1994:

Right then Arnold Schwartzanager enters buck naked and demands the bartender's
clothes.

#14 of 142 by skeez on Sun Jan 30 15:20:02 1994:

He tries ta stick 'im with his little piece and ends up stuck to the pool-table
with a broken arm, and a knife lodged in ta his shoulder.

#15 of 142 by ziggy on Sun Jan 30 23:16:42 1994:

Okay, good skeez.

#16 of 142 by vidar on Mon Jan 31 00:20:34 1994:

And then the sky becomes a dark cyan...

#17 of 142 by odie on Thu Feb 3 00:56:53 1994:

CHICKEN!

#18 of 142 by vidar on Thu Feb 3 01:11:00 1994:

No, It becomes a dark cyan and then...

#19 of 142 by kami on Thu Feb 3 06:06:44 1994:

the room becomes a spinning vortex.  Sucking in the pub, the street, indeed
perhaps everything, it soon has reality turned inside out.  Mary, Arnold,
the bartender and Buford are now thoroughly mixed up.  Not knowing whose mouth
to open, Mary says...

#20 of 142 by remmers on Thu Feb 3 12:33:53 1994:

..."Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious!"

#21 of 142 by kami on Thu Feb 3 17:52:52 1994:

and it all cracks up.  When they again become aware of their surroundings, the
foursome discover themselves to be comfortably seated at a table on the ceiling
A florid, portly gentleman joins them, laughing, and says;

#22 of 142 by vidar on Thu Feb 3 21:21:46 1994:

"It's a bloody beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a bloody day in the neighborhood...

#23 of 142 by kami on Sat Feb 5 05:18:37 1994:

"Can you say, 'eviscerate'? I knew you could."

#24 of 142 by vidar on Sat Feb 5 15:13:30 1994:

At that moment it begins to rain blood from the ground to the sky.

#25 of 142 by odie on Sat Feb 5 16:11:42 1994:

And Dracula emerges from the napkin on the table!

#26 of 142 by vidar on Sat Feb 5 17:52:02 1994:

To make matters worse, a 7' tall Praying Mantis and 15 like beings enter
clacking their mandibles loudly.  Suddenly Mary feels a rubber tip against
her and in a flash, her right arm is completley gone with no pain, no blood,
no stump.

#27 of 142 by ziggy on Fri Feb 11 00:45:28 1994:

Just then a giant toad pops out from behing a misladen eyeball and screams
"I'M A BLOODY GIRAFFE!"

#28 of 142 by vidar on Fri Feb 11 14:32:20 1994:

The rubber tip erases the chairs the the party is seated on, and they as fall
on the asses to the ceiling.  Dracula starts to sing "Achey Breaky Heart" and
every sane person in the bar puts their hands over their ears.

#29 of 142 by ziggy on Fri Feb 11 16:36:44 1994:

They giant frog then jumps upon dracula brandishing a banana

#30 of 142 by kami on Fri Feb 11 17:52:01 1994:

oh, my

#31 of 142 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 00:27:58 1994:

squeezes the trigger, and falls on his wet behind.  The bannana on the other
hand, sails across the from right through Dracula's heart.

#32 of 142 by odie on Sat Feb 12 14:26:29 1994:

Dracula is however saved because it was not a real Chicquita bannana,
buft a fake plastic one.

#33 of 142 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 22:34:50 1994:

The insect-men play "Pomp and curcumstance" on an Instrument that looks
somewhat like a human thigh bone.  Dracula absorbs Ahnold's body and
becomes larger.  The blood rain shifts directions abruptly, then returns
to its orignal corse.

#34 of 142 by ziggy on Sat Feb 19 20:06:49 1994:

I play the trombumpit!

#35 of 142 by odie on Sun Feb 20 13:48:00 1994:

For all of you out there who are wondering if there's a dramastic difference
between the trombone and the trombumbit, yes. There is.

#36 of 142 by vishnu on Sun Feb 20 14:33:06 1994:

Except maybe.

#37 of 142 by vidar on Sun Feb 20 21:20:40 1994:

Then head-hunters walk in brandishing...















CARROTS!

#38 of 142 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 00:32:28 1994:


















sofa.

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