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I have it on good authority that Mary Poppins is the scum of the earth.
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<gasp> How did you find *that* out?
<danr can't stop laughing>
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More straight skinny: Mary Poppins doesn't wear undies. Film at 11.
(but she does wear aerodynamically designed bloomers)
Must I limited to the earth? I aspire to be the scum of the universe. As to my undies, well... Do you really want to know?
I must admit that I did a similar thing on wetware.
Ah, the soul of a secret spy.
Carl, it's just a phase. You'll get over it. Really! Trust me! Would I mislead you? One more soul comment like that and I'll just have to lock you in your room until the sun and the moon bear children across the sky.
<carl sits in his room, waiting for it to rain cubs>
Is that why is is so dark the other 290 days. I just thought the dung beetle made a wrong turn for a long time.
Mary Poppins is a booger head!
No, Mary Poppins is one of the diabolical Zxilamini, sent to Earth to kidnap our children and replace them with more evil alien agents, while our helpless sons and daughters are shipped back to Zxilamin IV to grace the dining tables of their infernal Overlords!
Again?
"Practically pahfect in evverry way." Yeah, perfect enough to be mah ho. Those johnnies love them women with no undies. Infernal Overlords? Bullshit. Bring 'em on. I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor, and the diabolical Zxilamini with infernal Overlord dessert.
Bastards.
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