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Grex Enigma Item 60: There's More to This Than That
Entered by remmers on Mon Mar 30 01:13:52 UTC 1992:

"It's an unfinished thing," he said.  "But it's something that fascinated
me.  There was a guy ... a quadraplegic ... he could read at 9600 baud."

"It's like anything else ... you make up for it."

"Yeah, there was this blind ham who climbed up a 60-foot tower at
midnight."

"My mother and I saw the Barber of Seville done as an Italian soap
opera."

"They do that for books."

"He's one of the guys that can listen at 550 words a minute."

"Speed listening -- what a great idea!"

"The essence of speed listening is that you don't hear the adjectives
and the adverbs."

"you're probably right."

<censored and scribbled>

12 responses total.

#1 of 12 by craig on Mon Mar 30 04:52:27 1992:

Get some sleep, honey.

#2 of 12 by frf on Mon Mar 30 20:52:12 1992:

Sleep honey...For laxy bees...Get your today!

#3 of 12 by shannara on Tue Mar 31 04:31:35 1992:

40 channels of ecstasy!

#4 of 12 by remmers on Tue Sep 15 00:16:15 1992:

I have no memory of entering this item.

#5 of 12 by carl on Thu Feb 18 21:49:14 1993:

Ah, the soul of a schlepper's sigh.

#6 of 12 by other on Thu Mar 24 09:34:23 1994:

        <...> is <...> and <...> as <...> and <...> in <...> complete.

#7 of 12 by jkrauss on Tue May 17 18:39:28 1994:

...

#8 of 12 by jaklumen on Mon May 27 07:18:02 2002:

<Chillin' in the studio, remixing original hooks with street fat beats>

It's Like This and Like That and Like This Y'All..
It's Like This and Like That and Like This Y'All..

quad-quad-quadra.. rap-rap-rap- quadraplegic he could read at
Get some sleep, honey.  bah-doom-boom  Sleep honey...
Sleep honey... wikki wikki
Sleep honey...For laxy bees...Get your today!
at 9600 baud.. ehhrrrrr
Speed listening
Sp..sp..sp..speed listening*****40 channels of ecstasy!*****
\\\\\Speed listening/////
+++at 9600 baud+++  BEEP!

<...> is <...> and <...> as <...> and <...> in <...> complete.
<...............> whoop yo' a**

I have no memory of entering this item.
"you're probably right."

Radio edit: <censored and scribbled>
(Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics)

#9 of 12 by gelinas on Sun Nov 17 03:28:30 2002:

Lyrically explicit.

#10 of 12 by easlern on Fri Sep 15 19:57:54 2006:

If I were to type something witty here, it would make this thread 14 years
old.  :O

#11 of 12 by remmers on Sat Sep 16 13:31:45 2006:

Thank God you didn't do that!!!

#12 of 12 by madmike on Sat Sep 13 00:28:58 2008:

I only wish I had the will-power to wait 4 more days to mark two years 
since you celebrated 14 years.

I recently celebrated my 11th aniversary of my 38th birthday.

Next year will be my fith observance of my fith aniversary of my fith 
birthay. (or that's my story and I'm sticking to it - unless I am 
persuaded elseways.)

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