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Grex Enigma Item 47: What Is It Like?
Entered by remmers on Mon Mar 23 04:01:00 UTC 1992:

        what is it like?

        it is like you put 200 ping pong balls in a room with 10 cats.

113 responses total.

#1 of 113 by hawkeye on Mon Mar 23 16:50:00 1992:

What's it like to be you?

#2 of 113 by frf on Mon Mar 23 21:56:45 1992:

A ball point pen with exchangable cartridge's.

#3 of 113 by danr on Wed Apr 1 02:30:06 1992:

No matter what it's like, my cats will still knock all 200 ping
pong balls behind the refrigerator.

#4 of 113 by suzie on Sat Jun 27 18:09:42 1992:

That sounds like fun, meow.

#5 of 113 by carl on Thu Feb 18 11:09:43 1993:

It's like a warm helium balloon that follows you everywhere.

#6 of 113 by carl on Thu Mar 25 21:48:10 1993:

Or a little dog that doesn't.

#7 of 113 by carl on Thu Jan 13 20:19:50 1994:

Or like the taste of effervescent ginger and hot peppers.

#8 of 113 by other on Thu Mar 24 08:14:12 1994:

Or like the taste of salmon eggs and sperm whale.

#9 of 113 by kami on Thu Mar 24 19:43:15 1994:

or green slime in the mud

#10 of 113 by vidar on Thu Mar 24 20:24:10 1994:

Gushy junk.

#11 of 113 by vishnu on Thu Mar 24 23:05:39 1994:

Gobblety gook.

#12 of 113 by orinoco on Sat Apr 9 21:04:45 1994:

Or the feeling of toes between your sand...

#13 of 113 by vidar on Sat Apr 9 21:07:34 1994:

Woof.

#14 of 113 by carl on Sun Apr 10 14:15:18 1994:

You know that feeling you get when you're just standing there kinda
bored, and you look up and see a wire dangling from the ceiling, and
you think to yourself, "I wonder if that's hot?" and then you think,
"naw" and then you think, "if it is, it's got to be only 110 volts"
and then you think, "Well, there's only one way to find out" and then
you think "I'm not going to touch it" and then you think "110 volts
will only give you a tickle--do it" and then you realize your palms
are sweating, and then you think "you can do it" and you raise your
hand and...

Well, it feels *exactly* like that, only different.

#15 of 113 by vishnu on Mon Apr 11 02:44:06 1994:

I did it.

#16 of 113 by cain on Tue Apr 12 02:05:26 1994:

Gooey Greasy Gopher Guts!

#17 of 113 by orinoco on Tue Apr 19 22:32:33 1994:

With a pinch of salt!

#18 of 113 by none on Wed May 11 22:05:49 1994:

And some fried Ziggy chips

#19 of 113 by vidar on Wed May 11 23:11:05 1994:

Whatever.

#20 of 113 by carl on Sun May 15 10:12:36 1994:

It's like after coasting downhill and picking up a lot of speed and
then starting uphill and realizing that I'll have to start pedalling
again soon.  That's what it's like.

#21 of 113 by fuz on Tue May 24 20:23:56 1994:

i don't know what it is, but its like the felling you get when the weight of
the world is on your shoulders and all you want to do is put it down and take a
pee...

#22 of 113 by orinoco on Wed May 25 00:06:07 1994:

It's like not being able to finish your...

#23 of 113 by carl on Wed May 25 09:48:37 1994:

...thought and then someone just...

#24 of 113 by orinoco on Tue Jun 7 22:57:37 1994:

...makes lewd gestures towards a lobster, who then...

#25 of 113 by carl on Sun Jun 12 11:30:56 1994:

...says, "it's like when I'm swimming here, minding my own business,
when this human comes by and..."

#26 of 113 by canis on Mon Jun 13 02:51:50 1994:

...plucks me out of the water, I struggle trying to get away but the
human is rentless, so he ...."

#27 of 113 by fuz on Mon Jun 13 13:23:51 1994:

finally gives up and hands me this really nice pair of pants...

#28 of 113 by jkrauss on Mon Jun 13 21:21:06 1994:

...and a nice new pair of birkenstocks.  Then the lobster...

#29 of 113 by canis on Tue Jun 14 03:56:18 1994:

shreads the pants with his claws, and touches the raidoactive istope and becom
a 50 ft beast who.......

#30 of 113 by fuz on Tue Jun 14 19:46:18 1994:

isn't really worth mentioning, as he promptly left the story...

#31 of 113 by carl on Tue Jun 14 21:14:23 1994:

for the span of two responses, when suddenly...

#32 of 113 by canis on Thu Jun 16 00:23:09 1994:

nothing happened. Just then the .....

#33 of 113 by fuz on Thu Jun 16 18:23:24 1994:

chomping of metal associated with...

#34 of 113 by carl on Thu Jun 16 22:55:39 1994:

a whimper and a belch...

#35 of 113 by canis on Fri Jun 17 01:14:55 1994:

exploded on to the seen, when they .......

#36 of 113 by jkrauss on Sat Jun 18 20:37:54 1994:

............put too many periods in, but then......................

#37 of 113 by canis on Sat Jun 18 22:49:51 1994:

,,,,,,,,,,,all the periods turned in to commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#38 of 113 by fuz on Sun Jun 19 17:52:22 1994:

they say commas look bigger on TV...

#39 of 113 by kami on Sun Jun 19 18:13:07 1994:

well, all those commas put the assembled populace into a coma, except for-

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