The note was affixed to the refrigerator with a magnet.

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and soon covered with ponderous quips from the local paper.

I don't use magnets anymore.  I use 3M (r) brand Post-It Notes

or some cheaper brand.

Once I stuck a disk to the file cabinet with a magnet, and it
didn't work anymore. Someone told me why, but that doesn't 
matter, I just don't do that anymore.

Woah!!! Some pretty old stuff in here!!  March, '92?

<Hint hint, clue clue>

shhh!  you'll wake up snord.

Too late, he already did.

But hey!  When you go to the library, do you complain that there are
some pretty old books there?

Yes, because they burn too quickly...

Do you really think the world makes enough sense?

Really.

Put some thought into it.  Will you get what you need any time soon?
Are you doing what will make your life the way you want?

The world makes far too much sense.  I just hope it stops makings
sense sometime soon.

What?! Please tell me what aspect of the world makes perfect sense! I certainly
haven't fond anything yet, which is probably why I enjoy living....

I mean the part where, when I hang an anvil by a very thin rope, directly
over my head, and then stand there, the anvil always (and very predictably)
crashes on my head.

I *want* it to go flying off into the east, following the rising moon,
or something like that.  Or maybe it could transmogrify into a whale.
Something that wouldn't make any sense at all.

Perhaps the world works in opposites. if you try to do something non-sensical,
like tie an anvil over your head and stand there hoping that you get to tell
 the doctor that you head was caved in by a whale, not an anvil, then of 
course the world will retaliate by being sensible and surprise you by letting
the anvil fall on your head after all. However, if you do something very
sensible, you will realize how completely non-sensical it is and go off into
a hysterical fit which will eventually lead you to be admitted to a mental
hospital, gurgling happily about beluga whales jumping over the moon in the
middle of the diag...

Whoa, that's deep.

What 12 said.  Read it carefully and give it a try robh.

This is an incoherent response.

Yeah, but there's no point in bragging.

All is well, that ends hell

I thought it was:
Both are ell, that ends hell.

Oh, you're right.  Sorry 'bout 'dat

interesting.

human minds work in mysterious ways.

Christmas is past 
the goose is bones and fat
please put a 'nigma in the old man's hat...

argh, argh, argh.

Re#23: What did you say?

he said, argh argh argh.

Yessir.

If you haven't got a 'nigma
Then a heh, heh, heh will do,
If you haven't got a heh, heh, choo
Then GESUNTHEIT!

Both!

What?  Who?  When?  Why?  Where? Woh?

Re#29 are the 6 W's of Journalism.

(plus woh)

How, stupid.  That's why there a 6 w's instead of 5.

Yeah, I know, its just that I think plus woh is a very intelligent
and intellectual (i'm being redundant and repetitive) thing to say.

Well, duh!

How could you be so stupid

He's vishnu and that's just the way he is.  Deal with it.

<rage>  <rage>  <rage>  <rage> 

I do not believe that was very stupid, Orinoco.  I challenge
you to a duel upon the plains of fetta cheeze.

uhh...

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