"What kind of beans shall I eat today?" asked Healthy Huckey.

6 responses total.

On the menu we have human, jelly, and pinto.  The cook might be persuaded to
cook up some other kind if you are persistent.

Are vegans allowed to eat kidney beans at moonless midnights
during Ramadan?  What about Hindus?

vegans can't eat hardly anything.  But, they can't eat softly anything
either.  

Hindus have enough to contend with trying to offer darshan to all those
goddesses.  Don't confuse them with vegans, who apparently are all
atheists.  

Is this supposed to be some kind of Bean Poll?

Vegans are anamists.  Bean polls are populist.  Polar bears are coldist.
The grey tofurkey's blues ballad about the White's turducken farm went from
red hot to platinum blond who's orange tonails clashed with SpongeBob's
free-range kelp undies.

Those were free range?

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