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Grex Enigma Item 391: The Speed of Light
Entered by remmers on Sat May 6 18:51:03 UTC 2006:

    We all speak of the speed of light
    (At least those who are somewhat bright),
    But none talk of the speed of dark.

    This is a thing that bears remark,
    And so I ask you, plain and stark,
    Just what *IS* the speed of dark?

    (Theorize, if you must,
    But it is *FACTS* that we most trust.)

26 responses total.



#1 of 26 by rcurl on Sat May 6 19:32:33 2006:

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/science/darksucker.html


#2 of 26 by mcnally on Sat May 6 19:39:42 2006:

 re #0:  
 Before we find the speed of light in space
 We first must needs agree about "time" and "place".

 And is the universe a spinning bucket?
 Until agreement's reached I say we chuck it.

 So kindly please (in rhyme) define your terms
 Before opening up a giant can of worms..


#3 of 26 by bru on Sat May 6 19:59:18 2006:

We deal then with time and space
Of where light goes and in its place
The nothingness, the empty black
This is what you seek to track

I do not think dark faster still
Than light, so test it if you will
The self same test that shows lightspeed
Will work with dark the same, take heed.


#4 of 26 by nharmon on Sun May 7 20:02:59 2006:

Is light energy or does it have mass
Questions like these we pondered in class
We measured its effect on a metal plate
Electrons those photons did create

But how we wondered could it be true
that by light's momentum they did flew
Nonesense said we, light is energy
For it arrives in waves we see

Which is it we asked inquisitively
Is light matter or energy
Then came Al and to our surprise
Said it was both and won a prize

For everything in the universe that we know
Moves in waves no matter how slow
And it was this idea by which we came
To never think of things the same


#5 of 26 by edina on Mon May 8 16:38:22 2006:

Whenever I read this, I start going..

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter...."


#6 of 26 by jadecat on Mon May 8 18:02:01 2006:

well it is!


#7 of 26 by bru on Mon May 8 22:28:26 2006:

do you have any idea how long it took us to figure out Mughi's name?


#8 of 26 by edina on Mon May 8 22:39:28 2006:

With mine, they just came to me.  Guinness and Murphy just seemed 
right (and now Guinness proudly lives up to her stout description), 
Gizmo (Gizzy) has big ears and Cotton is all white.  I mean, they all 
have not so nice nicknames too, but we won't talk about that.


#9 of 26 by jadecat on Tue May 9 00:28:49 2006:

Hey now, Little Bastard can be said with love and affection. ;)

Sasha's name just came to me as well- she just looked like a Sasha
(after all, she looked like a long-haired Russian Blue). Leo did come
named, but as I cannot have a pet with that short of a name= I
lengthened it to Leopolde.

Then there are the nicknames... Sasha's- Boosh, Shimi, Monster, Grey
Beast... Leo's LeoBeo, Bobblehead, Danger Boy!!, and so on... It's
amazing they actually respond to their 'real' names.


#10 of 26 by nharmon on Tue May 9 00:42:56 2006:

Hey, we need more physics poetry!!!


#11 of 26 by kingjon on Tue May 9 13:03:52 2006:

/cues Flanders & Swann "First and Second Law" [of Thermodynamics]

http://nyanko.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fas/anotherhat_first.html


#12 of 26 by albaugh on Thu May 11 22:20:01 2006:

"And call him by his name!"

"Now this is this, and that is that..."


#13 of 26 by naftee on Fri May 12 03:42:20 2006:

":unb;lkcy " unlucky


#14 of 26 by wilt on Tue May 16 23:46:28 2006:

HACKED BY GNAA LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL


#15 of 26 by wilt on Wed May 17 00:02:12 2006:

HTTP://WWW.GNAA.US/


#16 of 26 by jesuit on Wed May 17 02:13:56 2006:

TROGG IS DAVID BLAINE


#17 of 26 by jesuitx on Thu May 18 02:27:55 2006:

http://www.jewsdidwtc.com/


#18 of 26 by tarbaby on Thu May 18 23:18:30 2006:

TROGG IS DAVID BLAINE


#19 of 26 by garyn on Fri May 19 23:42:10 2006:

this board is impossible to trlol


#20 of 26 by tod on Sat May 20 00:25:52 2006:

Efter sanering har vi nu ntligen ftt tillbaka frodo. 


#21 of 26 by gaynigger on Sun May 21 02:48:39 2006:

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#22 of 26 by camwhorejax on Mon May 22 07:56:28 2006:

hi it's me i'm a camwhore


#23 of 26 by gayniggerassociation on Tue May 23 20:50:54 2006:

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#24 of 26 by tsty on Sat May 27 02:52:56 2006:

speed of light is medium-dependent. 
  
read recently that some scientist created a medium in which
teh speed of light was measured at .... <fact>   38 miles per *hour*.
  
now *that* is some thick soup, eh?
  
Putting the Brakes on Light

Light travels 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum; 
in Lene Hau's lab, it ambles at 38 miles an hour

By John P. Wiley, Jr.
Related links

 http://www.smithsonianmagazine.com/issues/1999/june/phenom_jun99.php

So I'm readin' the paper and see where this Danish woman has slowed light 
down to 38 miles per hour. It takes a bit for that to sink in. But yes, 
that's per hour, and that is 38 miles. Right there in print. Now we have 
all known all our lives that in a vacuum light travels 186,000 miles per 
second and not all that much slower — for our purposes — when it is moving 
through air, say, or water. Light from the sun takes only eight minutes to 
reach us, some 93,000,000 miles away. If light dawdled along at 38 miles 
per hour, it would take approximately 275 years for a photon to move from 
the sun to the earth. Horses can run faster than 38 miles per hour, for 
goodness' sake. If you'll allow a little poetic license about light sources 
and whatnot, this woman has figured out how to catch a sunbeam.
  
=====...xnip...]]========
  


#25 of 26 by nharmon on Sat May 27 11:04:57 2006:

For a crash course in optics:

http://www.hydrooptix.com/hydroflash.htm


#26 of 26 by sholmes on Sat May 27 12:41:51 2006:

>>Horses can run faster than 38 miles per hour<<
Not in that thick soup you mention, I hope.

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