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Grex Enigma Item 370: Unfulfilled Ambitions Item
Entered by remmers on Fri Mar 7 19:37:45 UTC 2003:

This is the item where we list our unfulfilled ambitions.

21 responses total.

#1 of 21 by remmers on Fri Mar 7 19:38:29 2003:

It is my ambition, as yet unfulfilled, to play the title role in a
dinner theater production of "The Incredible Shrinking Man".

#2 of 21 by remmers on Sun Mar 9 15:00:48 2003:

Hey, nobody's jumping in with their unfulfilled ambitions.
What's the matter with you guys?

Another of my unfulfilled ambitions is to collect enough dryer
lint to fully insulate my house.

#3 of 21 by rcurl on Sun Mar 9 21:19:23 2003:

Don't invite the Great White to perform there.....

#4 of 21 by jaklumen on Mon Mar 10 01:17:04 2003:

How illogical of you, Spock.

One of my unfulfilled ambitions is to own 4 million shares in Hostess 
desserts so I can have lots of Ho-Hos.

#5 of 21 by amethyst on Wed Mar 12 00:25:02 2003:

It is my unfulfilled ambition to have my entire house clean all at once.  How
pedestrian :).

#6 of 21 by gelinas on Mon Mar 17 06:21:47 2003:

I still have no ambitions. :(

#7 of 21 by xi on Wed Apr 30 18:39:48 2003:

get free of the little everyday worries

#8 of 21 by xi on Sat Jun 28 15:46:26 2003:

wow i have no recollection of writing this

#9 of 21 by pvn on Tue Aug 12 05:38:17 2003:

Before I die I hope to vote for a presidential candidate - instead of
against all others.  (Alzheimers will probably help me actually achieve
that.)

#10 of 21 by jaklumen on Tue Aug 12 21:59:30 2003:

I wanna move uptown, baby, uptown.

#11 of 21 by other on Thu Sep 25 02:45:01 2003:

I want to tour Europe by motorcycle.

#12 of 21 by rcurl on Thu Sep 25 06:01:51 2003:

First desire here that I've had - and I did. I hope you do it.

#13 of 21 by remmers on Thu Sep 25 13:22:16 2003:

My latest ambition:  To be cast as an extra in the next remake of
"Ben Hur".

#14 of 21 by mary on Thu Sep 25 14:35:40 2003:

See, this is what happens when you give someone an easy-off 
subligaculum, a Nerf gladius, and an edible iaculum.

#15 of 21 by orinoco on Thu Sep 25 22:19:18 2003:

You know, it's not every day you run across someone who says things like
'edible iaculum' and means it...

#16 of 21 by snowth on Sun Nov 2 15:54:28 2003:

I'd like to be a weather balloon. Or a 96 box of crayola crayons. I'm thinking
these ambitions may ggo unfufilled.

I have ambitions of being a puppetter, but being as the age of puppets is
dying in favor of badly done computer animation, there is very little chance
that I shall fufill that goal either.

(This item is depressing. Marston Snord, you bring the masses down with
sorrows of unrequited dreams. Shame on you.)

#17 of 21 by remmers on Mon Nov 3 16:23:55 2003:

It is my unfulfilled ambitition to invent a medication that will
cause people to think that they have achieved their unfulfilled
ambitions.

#18 of 21 by rcurl on Mon Nov 3 20:38:25 2003:

You will reamin unfulfilled since it has already been invented. It is
called booze, and if you try it you will think you are fullfilled.

#19 of 21 by remmers on Tue Nov 4 12:07:18 2003:

Booze is unreliable for this purpose and has undesirable side effects.
No, the drug I seek has not yet been invented.

#20 of 21 by slynne on Tue Nov 4 15:46:11 2003:

What about a drug that reduces your ambition so much that all your 
ambitions are fulfilled. That drug has been invented. It is called 
marijuana ;)

#21 of 21 by twenex on Thu Nov 20 01:44:05 2003:

My unfulfilled ambition is to fill AT LEAST ONE of my
(meaningful) ambitions.

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