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Grex Enigma Item 341: Enigmatic Hot Tip [linked]
Entered by remmers on Sun Nov 15 15:49:21 UTC 1998:

For a good time, go to item:200

4 responses total.

#1 of 4 by i on Thu Feb 4 01:40:40 1999:

*THINK SENSUAL*

*WET*

*HELPLESS*

*FIRM, yet...*

*SOFT*

*A BIT SALTY*

*A BIT SPICY*

*YOU ARE*

*EATING*

*HOT*

*QUIVERING*

*TOFU*

#2 of 4 by e4808mc on Sat Feb 6 18:41:31 1999:

Aw, I'm gonna cry. that poor little tofu quivering as you chew.

#3 of 4 by alfee on Sat Mar 27 02:05:21 1999:

I think it's barbaric to sell the poor tofu with sex. It's so madison ave.

#4 of 4 by i on Tue Mar 30 01:28:23 1999:

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