Woke up in the morning -
        Something seemed so wrong -
        The radio was playing
        An unexpected song.

        Looked down at my fingers -
        On each hand should be five -
        But four was all I counted -
        Could I still be alive?

        Perhaps I'd died and traveled
        To some distorted sphere -
        Or could it that be that Oddness
        Had come from There to Here?

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Oddness?  Four fingers is an *even* number.

Ok, everybody, time to start throwing oranges!

I can't...the missing thumb makes 'em spin funny, and I can't hit my target.

did your arrows end up in the baseball field too?

No, normally they stayed in the counceler's head until we took her to the
infirmary.

Only I had trouble steering too, so we took her to the Wendy's drive-thru.

she normally ordered a frosty and a Jr. Bacon Cheseburger.

But the Cheeseburger's parents sued for custody and won.

Only in the local court. The state court ruled agains the parents.

What about the federal courts?

They've yet to make a ruling on this issue

The jury is still out or the lawyers still arguing?
(This could take a few milenium)

Both. Jury fell asleep last week, and the lawyers didn't want to stop for
recess.

oh dear they fell asleep?  such excitement in the courtroom

"Order in the court!  Order in the court!"

"I'll have a Frosty and Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.."

"Oh no, not that again."

"I think I'm having a Big Mac Attack."

"No, you all are having a Great White Mack Attack!  Hahahaha!!"

"AIIEEEEEeeeeeeee..."

But we all have but eight fingers, so the even number is not odd. 

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