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The So-Called Artist Formerly Known As Prince admitted today that he's
actually one Liz Taylor's seven secret love children!

I heard this joke the other day:

Sticker found on Liz Taylor's car.

Honk if we've ever been married.

No, not that I'm aware of.

being unawared that you were married could be difficult to explain

You say we're WHAT?  Oh, natural mistake.  I'm just one of his clones.

clone, clone of my own...

Where my genes and my chromosomes roam.
And never is seen a mutated base pair,
and we all live in the same home.
[to the tune of "Home, Home on the Range"]

Oh give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the the Y chromosome changed to X,
And when it is grown
This clone of my own
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own
With the Y chromosome changed to X!
Oh, when I'm alone
With this clone of my own
We will both think of nothing but sex!

[Repeat Chorus]

"..looking for sex.."
"cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough/Monster Mack!"

WHACK! 

The Big Pimp is back
And he's looking for big bad booty, Jack
He'll plunder and tear asunder
and eat you up like that
Can Ann Arbor survive
and stay alive
from the vicious attack
of The Great White Mack?

If it weren't illegal, we should make that obscene clone fall.

what clone?

The obscene one, of course.

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