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Boolah boolah boolah,
I wanna do the hula,
I'll do it after schoola,
Boolah boolah boolah.
Hubba hubba hubba,
I wanna backa rubba,
Maybe I'll ask Bubba,
Hubba hubba hubba.
Swishy swishy swishy,
Soapy water for the dishy,
So it won't smell fishy,
Swishy swishy swishy.
50 responses total.
Is "Respond, pass, forget, quit, or ? for more options?" a rhetorical question? Or not?
No it isn't because you have to answer it before you can move onto the next item.
I don't think it's a question at all.
That implies that you'd want to move on, lee. If you're happy where you are, you don't have to say anything.
Yuck yuck. Gorsh, I'm happy right here in this item.
I'm glad you're happy.
Methinks that our fair Snord has had a few too many Ho-Ho's...
Hey orin, I'm happy you're glad.
This is beginning to sound like the happy item in agora.
Did Mortimer secretly lust after Candice? What was the relationship between Charle and Joe McCarthy? Inquiring minds want to know.
Mortimer secretly lusted after the Cantor Set. Frustrated, he consoled himself on a few too many Ho-Hos. Eyes spiraling inward between light and darkness bite after bite, he got dizzy and passed out. Eventually, he woke up here. Almost as bad as being a camel wash attendant in ancient Egypt.
those ho-ho's just don't go away...
Yeah. That's why it's a bad job. Getting 'em out of the camel fur is murder.
furry creatures roamed the earth
in ages past. Now Ho-Ho's are slowly driving them to extinction.
Will Ho-Ho's ever become extinct?
We're all praying, but God doesn't seem very merciful on that issue...
Ho-Ho's are a tool of Satan. They are out of God's domain entirely. I mean, what omnipotent being is going to have fake snack food sitting around his house?
Well, me, for one.
depends on how you define fake snack food... is it imaginary?
Omnipotent beings can't say 'gorsh', remmers. It's strictly forbidden. Divine mistique and all. So sorry.
But being omnipotent, omnipresent, omnivorous, omniscient, omnidirectional, omnifistulous, etc., He can direct some underflunky to make mortals *think* that He said 'gorsh' to test the Faith of His followers.
Well gorsh, I am deeply moved.
What about omnisporkulous? That would be the true test of his divinity.
Beware any true test of His Divinity! The Snord may decide that burying you alive in banana chips & turkish ketsup is a better way of reminding mortals that RHIP than bothering to "pass" your test!
Not catsup, not ketchup, but KETSUP. Food of the gods, you know.
No, Ho-Ho's are the food of the gods. At least to judge from the available sample of one. Catsup/cetchup/ketchup is the sugar & salt tomato sauce that comes in 57 varieties that all taste the same. Turkish ketsup is vastly closer to the original Chinese fish brine stuff. It's made with minced polar bear livers, garbanzo beans, and a kind of kelp from the Black Sea. You can't get it anymore, because massive pollution in the Black Sea has done in the sea weed.
fine then where can i get a hoho?
With regular and proper worship of the Snord, they will miraculously appear in your cupboard. If you cultivate Snordlyness sufficiently, mere veneration will suffice.
<checks the cupboard>
Patience, lee, patience.
my beta is very low
You must concentrate on the alpha and the omega. White and dark spiral inward to infinity as decreed by His Snordlyness. Meditate upon the cosmological perfection. All praise the Snord! Repeat 6 times daily until further notice.
what about the gamma goddess?
Alpha beta gamma delta. Lather, rinse, repeat.
epsilon zeta eta theta. Your point?
You forgot to rinse, dear. And to repeat, for what it's worth. Quite frankly, if you're not even going to rinse, the repeating is hardly worth bothering with.
rinse with what?
Chicken noodle soup.
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