Okay. What was the *best* thing before sliced bread?

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Bread slicers?

Bread.

I was thinking more along the lines of breaded slice.

Foolish mortal.
We already answered this one.
It had something to do with illegal substances.
And buffalo.

Did you know that any number of repetitions of the word 'buffalo' form a
complete sentence.
When you live with a linguist for three weeks, you learn such things.
Also how to say the lord's prayer in micmac.

Extra Credit?:  What is the difference between a duck?

Only if it just applied for a job at briarwood. Or if it's squeeky.

duck tape?
as for the original question, unsliced bread?

Too unoriginal.  
Remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.

(a friend told me that they told her that her freshman year of college... in
1951)

Actually, you're one in a million.
Which means they have three of you in China.

Didn't unsliced bread and bread slicers come before sliced bread?  (Kind of
like the chicken & the egg.)

Yes, only bread slicers don't hatch from unsliced bread.

Nor do they come in white shells.

Well, so much for what my parents told me about where bread
slicers come from!

Yes, Virginia, there really isn't a bread knife fairy....

No bread fairy?  What about a spaghetti fairy?

Bagel fairy & spaghetti sprite.

Then there's the Butter Borg:  "Prepare to be artereoscimilated!"

Quickly!  Ready the oleomargarine plasma blasters!

The Butter Borg's di-LDL armor is proof against any attack!  It activates
a choco-cloaking device and prepares to sneak past the defenses!

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