Santa Clause works for the CIA.
The Easter Bunny's a cross dresser.
The Tooth Fairy's rotten to the core.

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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Oh...

Baby New Year spits up on the new carpet.

That's what you get when you drink too much New Year's Eve.

There's a limit on New Year's Eve?

Well, traditionally, New Year's Eve ended around midnight...

So anyone up to watching that ball fall to 1988?

Nah, I'm waiting for 1901 myself.  You know, the new century and all...

Up, but ignored the falling ball.  Hopefully they'll get that dratted
thing fixed one of these days.

<lee runs away from time square>

A-ha, lee!  Run away, yes!  I shall crash Time Square eventually.. but 
not before I eat Ann Arbor.

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