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Grex Enigma Item 296: By the Edge of the Woods
Entered by remmers on Fri Jul 18 19:58:51 UTC 1997:

        I placed my bed by the edge of the woods, with the intent
        of sleeping in it. But lo, the moon reached down and swept
        it up into the heavens! "I shall keep your bed, I shall
        keep your bed," cried out the moon, laughing.

        As the snow collected on the top of my round head, I
        recalled my incident with the sun sometime before. At
        noonday it had tried to purloin my bed from the edge
        of the woods, but had failed.

        "Tis better to sleep by the edge of the woods at noontime
        than at night," I thought to myself as I wandered away.

7 responses total.

#1 of 7 by mary on Sat Jul 19 02:58:12 1997:

Freud would love that one.

#2 of 7 by snowth on Thu Jul 24 04:24:54 1997:

I don't know, sounds like a good excuse for a nap to me. Although, I am
thinking that the moon shouldn't be allowed to get away with this sort of
stuff anymore. I vote we protest! Who's with me?

#3 of 7 by orinoco on Sat Aug 9 02:51:45 1997:

Hey!  Yes we have no bananas!

#4 of 7 by snowth on Mon Aug 11 01:14:26 1997:

What?

#5 of 7 by i on Thu Jan 1 05:17:05 1998:

Terminal ugly banana shortage in Sector 72!  Alarm bells sound from 
inside the Galactic Overlord's sexy shearling thong!

#6 of 7 by lee on Tue Jan 6 21:51:55 1998:

core dumped... your fault

#7 of 7 by diznave on Wed Jan 7 16:33:40 1998:

I find this kind of humor extremely appealing.

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