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Grex Enigma Item 295: The Question is in your Hands. (Special Zen Edition)
Entered by orinoco on Wed Jul 16 16:01:10 UTC 1997:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
Does a woodchuck have buddha-nature?
What is the sound of a woodchuck upchucking?

15 responses total.

#1 of 15 by remmers on Wed Jul 16 22:43:42 1997:

I wood answer those questions if I cood.

#2 of 15 by orinoco on Thu Jul 17 16:09:23 1997:

But, unfortunately, he caan't.
So he woon't

#3 of 15 by lee on Sun Jul 20 00:46:44 1997:

one chuck?

#4 of 15 by snowth on Tue Jul 22 16:09:37 1997:

One wood?

#5 of 15 by snowth on Thu Jul 24 04:22:00 1997:

If a woodchuck upchucks in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does
it still smell gross?

#6 of 15 by i on Sat Nov 8 02:14:42 1997:

Are we talking a cultured, dignified, "please address me as Sir Charles
if you would" kind of woodchuck, or the other sort?

#7 of 15 by snowth on Sat Nov 8 03:56:10 1997:

we are talking about an upchucking woodchuck. Make your own assuptions from
there.

#8 of 15 by orinoco on Sat Nov 8 04:00:05 1997:

I don't know, would you prefer upright woodchuck upchuck or not?

#9 of 15 by i on Sat Nov 15 18:24:46 1997:

Does it cost more than the horizontal variety, or only when it's above
freezing?

#10 of 15 by lee on Wed Nov 19 01:50:51 1997:

Yes.

#11 of 15 by orinoco on Wed Nov 19 19:59:05 1997:

I might be glad to hear someone being decicive around here

#12 of 15 by lee on Sat Nov 22 00:47:20 1997:

it's a tough job
but somebody's gotta do it

#13 of 15 by orinoco on Sun Nov 23 22:37:49 1997:

(Although it might not be)

#14 of 15 by lee on Wed Nov 26 02:36:17 1997:

buzz buzz buzz busy little bee

#15 of 15 by diznave on Wed Jan 7 16:32:45 1998:

if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood, then the amount of wood a woodchuck could
chuck would be zero, unless (s)he owned the appropriate power tools, and had
a source of electricity out there all alone on the great klondike.....(or so
it is rumored)

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