Long and hard have the pundits and thinkers pondered over this question.  For
many years, we have awaited their answer with baited breath.  The imploring
throngs have milled below the steps of the room in which they converse, in
hushed tones, for countlessly many years.

Finally, the crowds grew impatient.  They took up arms and laid siege to the
stronghold of the philosophers.  They overpowered the guards, stormed the
walls, and reduced the great fortress to ruins.

Now, for the first time, this burning question is in the hands of the people.
Choose wisely, for the answer is of earth-shaking importance.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Extra Credit Question:  What do you use with which to bait your breath?  Do
you prefer live bait or artificial lures?  Have you ever caught anything? 

5 responses total.

Hey, orin, how much wood would a woodchuck upchuck if this previously
mentioned woodchuck was alergic to wood?

Don't mention fishing to me, it makes me wish someone had hit me.

<orin hits snowth with the axe of retroactive pummeling>

My, you're being violent, (or violins), this evening!

<orin blames the system>

<snowth blames orin>

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