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Grex Enigma Item 292: The Nights Were Twice as Long
Entered by remmers on Thu Jul 10 03:03:56 UTC 1997:

        My eyes were but slits now, and the nights were twice
        as long as ever before. I savored the few brief hours
        of daylight when they came. Then night would fall again,
        and the tiny bullets would fill the air and strike me
        with their sharp points. Blinking hard, I willed them
        to become raindrops, and they did, but alas! As they
        turned to water, so did I, melting to the ground and
        soaking into the earth.

8 responses total.

#1 of 8 by orinoco on Fri Jul 11 15:53:59 1997:

You know, jumping over puddles is a lot harder these days.
They just don't make puddles like they used to.
This one keeps trying to run away.

#2 of 8 by snowth on Thu Jul 24 04:17:16 1997:

Why jum[ over the puddles? I'm a "let's see how big a splash we can make with
this one!" kind of person myself.

#3 of 8 by i on Sat Nov 8 02:11:54 1997:

Drain the puddles and put in a strip mall.  It's called progress.

#4 of 8 by snowth on Sat Nov 8 03:55:29 1997:

Well, I'm pro-grass myself. (uhh.. what does grass have to do with stoned?
I don't get it! I'm a stupid cookie! ..duh)

#5 of 8 by orinoco on Sat Nov 8 03:59:33 1997:

Easy.  Dirt contains sand, which is ground up pebbles, which are small stones.
Ask me another!

#6 of 8 by snowth on Sat Nov 8 04:26:10 1997:

You should tell Jamie that! He could use the hint!

#7 of 8 by diznave on Wed Jan 7 16:24:11 1998:


Okay, Dan...why does a bicycle weigh so much?

#8 of 8 by orinoco on Tue Jan 13 04:16:21 1998:

Because it's bigger than a breadbox, silly!
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