Question: Why did the dinosaurs all disappear?

    Answer:   Because there was no Jurassic Ark!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

28 responses total.

You mean it wasn't because when humans came along, they were so
weird that they scared away teh dinosaurs?

No, it wasn't.

Next joke, please!

   did you hear about the blonde who was snorting nutra-sweet?

   she thought it was diet coke.

<chuckle>

Very good, and with a nice chuckle following.

Next joke!

A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"  The
mother answers, "God is both."  The boy looks confused and asks,
"Is God black or white?"  The mother replies, "God is both."  The
boy looks more confused and asks, "Is God gay or straight?"  The
mother responds, "God is both."  Suddenly the boy has a look of
deep understanding.  He asks his mother, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Very nice. Next joke please!

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

'Cause they have smelly feet!

Quite good. Next joke!

fine, if no one else'll do it, I'll just enter another corny joke.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they would look silly in raincoats!

Very nice. Next!

But see, there isn't a next to be had. I'm dying out here. Somebody *please*
tell another one, so I don't have to!

I'd save this joke, hoping that somebody else would enter in here first, (am
I the *only one* with a pile of corny jokes mildewing in the corners of their
minds?), but it's so bad, I'm coping I can enter it, and then forgetaboutit
for the rest of eternity.

What's grey?

A melted penguin. (Well, hey, it is August!)

Excellent. Next!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was DEAD!
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was STAPLED to the FIRST monkey!
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Next!

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan.
The first one says to the second one, "Dang, it's hot in here!"
The second one says to the first one, "Eek!  A talking sausage!"

See! I knew if I left town somebody'd start telling jokes for me. orin, 15
isn't as funny on the computer. at all. everybody, you're missing out on a
classic experience... that should have really been a live performance.

Are you accusing me of moribund typing?

Metadiscussion of jocular material is NOT funny.

Next joke, please!

Why did the elephant wear red slippers?

'Cause his green ones were in the wash!

Very colorful.

Next!

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two - one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One - and THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many MS software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - they just declare darkness the industry standard.

Very funny, and topical too.

Next joke, please!

What do you get when you mix "dah-dum, da-dum" in ascending seconds, a 
college Detroit suburb, blaxplotation, a full suit of biker leather, 
and hundreds of screaming Grexers?

"Jaws in Ann Arbor and beyond: The Attack of The Great White Mack."

Okay, not funny.  But it is happening.

Muhahahahaha!!

Well, at least it is thought-provoking.

Next joke please!

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?


None; anything can be fixed in software.

Two, but one is to hold my mother, er, the ladder.

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