Loose lips cost lunch.

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        Early to bed and early to rise
        Hastens a man's untimely demise.

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        A stitch in time saves twine.

Loose lips eat chips.

A penny saved is pretty insignificant, really.

Marry in haste, reap ants at leisure.

Marry in haste, rip pants at leisure?

If, during an ice-storm, a tree falls in the forest
but nobody is there to watch, does it still make a mess?

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

You'll be a mile away, AND, you'll have his shoes.

How much of the cow do they insulate when they put it in the freezer to
make ice cream?

Duh, I find that question to be udderly ridiculous.

I was bovinely inspired to ask it.

And one should never question bovine inhalation.

What about exhale?

Hold your nose if from the south end, otherwise ignore it.

there's a south end?

That's where the tail is attached to the main body of the cow.

moo

No, no.  That noise comes out of the NORTH end of the cow.

So what noise does the East end make?

Depends on how many flies there are around.

time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana

Yes, but do they like male or female bananas better?

And would you prefer white, red, or plaid wine with that?

Faygo Red Pop & Bingleborg's Biorganic Berry Farm 'Bitsy Blue Boysenberries.
Served on a black velvet tablecloth laid over a lavender Yugo.

<sudders at the thought of a lavender yugo>

<i lays a brilliant green velvet tablecloth over a vivid yellow Yugo just
for lee>

Ain't that sweet...

..see my ho walkin' down the street..
now I ask you very confidentially,
ain't that sweet?

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