An offersight of enormous propensity in past, present and future
immigration legislation is the bloatent omission, despite
plethoric attention to illegal alien issues, of any mentions of
making SPACE ALIENS illegal.

This vast odorsight is in need of petition drive to rectify. We
be overrun otherwise. Do you want space aliens competing for your
jobs, your wives, your place in line at supermarket checkout? The
answer for all red bloated Americans is a rebounding NO!

Please sign petition below with supporting statements, then I
take and throw it at the doors of Congress. If united we stand,
we CAN make a divergence!

10 responses total.

Didn't you read the paper in the supermarket checkout line?  They already
contort congress.  They don't care about illeagle immitations.  

I *oppose* this petition.  Shame, Snord, for adding to the atmosphere
of Ranting Republican Xenophobia.  We need *more* space aliens!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!!

Does #2 imply the existence of Demagogic Democratic Xenophilia?

I'm a space alien myself.  Would it be legal for me to sign.

That would depend on whether you have at least two appendages
similar enough to human arms/hands that you could do a rough
approximation of sign language.  If not, then you can't sign.

How many space aliens does it take to satisfy a dpc?

Ah, more visitors for me to consume!  Bring Godzilla and the others, 
too!

Sense Congress has suborned, is it thyme to snort a new partition?

little white lines everywhere..

I'm a mack, not a pusher.

But petitions need black lines.  Unless they are signed in white ink, I guess.

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