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Grex Enigma Item 267: Hopes, Dreams, Aspirations--a Rhapsodical Item
Entered by remmers on Sun Dec 10 19:05:28 UTC 1995:

   My lifelong ambition is to be reincarnated before I die.

   What is your lifelong ambition?

20 responses total.

#1 of 20 by rcurl on Sun Dec 10 19:24:45 1995:

To get done everything I haven't finished.

#2 of 20 by birdlady on Mon Dec 11 00:38:16 1995:

To graduate from college with a degree in English Education
To raise a family/be a good mother/loving wife
To help my parents in every way they helped me
To look back on my life and smile (which I already do)  =)

#3 of 20 by janc on Mon Dec 11 03:51:32 1995:

To outlive myself by at least a week.

#4 of 20 by remmers on Mon Dec 11 23:40:05 1995:

#1 is too easy.
#2 is unsatisfactory.
#3 should be an inspiration to us all.

Dare we say that kindergarten is the crucible of rutabega?
/

#5 of 20 by robh on Mon Dec 11 23:42:28 1995:

My lifelong ambition is to die before I turn 27.

#6 of 20 by chelsea on Tue Dec 12 00:53:11 1995:

To see my son through all the mistakes he must make.

To never let my marriage get stale.

To play Bach's 5th. Cello Suite and like what I hear.

#7 of 20 by rcurl on Tue Dec 12 07:19:35 1995:

#1 has been underestimated.

#8 of 20 by remmers on Tue Dec 12 12:18:53 1995:

   I am feeling intense remorse for entering response #4.
   However, as I enjoy remorse, I would enter it again.

#9 of 20 by rcurl on Tue Dec 12 16:05:32 1995:

        He would, if he could,
        But he is not able.

#10 of 20 by remmers on Tue Dec 12 20:28:31 1995:

  Until I read response #9, I did not know that it was possible
  to feel remorse over something someone else had done.

#11 of 20 by chelsea on Tue Dec 12 23:15:58 1995:

Until I read response #10 I didn't realize it was possible 
to feel remorse over what someone else was about to do.

I may feel that way about response #12.  It depends on who
enters it.

#12 of 20 by md on Wed Dec 13 19:22:42 1995:

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

#13 of 20 by chelsea on Fri Dec 15 02:42:17 1995:

Amaizen.

#14 of 20 by md on Fri Dec 15 21:44:21 1995:

One feels remorse for having inspired response #13.

#15 of 20 by i on Sat Apr 11 01:51:11 1998:

The Purpose of my life was to be run down and trampled by a feral cow
at age 17.  As the appointed day approached i became enraptured with
anticipation.  Unforgivably, i neglected to bath.  Buttercup B. Bovine
was there on time, prepared, and udderly ready to transport me to my
destiny.  But as she got up to speed in the sacred final chase, poor
Buttercup caught a good lungful of my over-ripe manhood.  Momentarily
dizzy, she swerved and crashed headlong into a telephone pole.  

Horribly stripped of my rightful destiny, i wander aimlessly on through
the world, unable to leave it however passionatly i wish to.  No 
sentence could be more final than the vengence of Fate.  In times of
dimmed lucidity i try to arrange my demise in 2137 when the volcanic-
ash-laden roof of the Casper Snow Dome collapses on the 43rd annual
Zamboni Demolition Derby World Championships.  But i realize that She
will never permit it. 

Oh, the torture!

#16 of 20 by okuma on Sat Apr 11 23:18:42 1998:

I aspire to guard the sacred words Ni Peng and Ni Wom, and to get a shrubbery
(not to expensive) with one hopefully taller than the other so I can get a
two level effect.

#17 of 20 by jaklumen on Thu May 30 09:58:34 2002:

Funkify the world with Big Pimpin' and be the Mack that Ate Ann Arbor.

#18 of 20 by gelinas on Tue Dec 3 04:32:07 2002:

My lifelong ambition is to have a lifelong ambition.


Does K-Mart sell them, or must I go to Walmart?

#19 of 20 by jaklumen on Fri Dec 13 10:27:22 2002:

Walmart.  I think K-mart's a'sinkin', right along with Martha Stewart.

It's a good thing.

#20 of 20 by gelinas on Sat Dec 14 05:19:53 2002:

Then mabye they'll have one on sael.  Or on a sail.

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