I wrote me a poem, my poem pleased me,
I fed my poem under yonder tree,
My poem said, "I love thee."

I sang me a song, my song pleased me,
I fed my song under yonder tree,
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I built me an ocean liner, my ocean liner pleased me,
I fed my ocean liner under yonder tree,
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I built me an office building, my office building pleased me,
I fed my office building under yonder tree,
My office building said, "Form follows function." 
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I painted me an abstract expressionist painting, my abstract 
  expressionist painting pleased me,
I fed my abstract expressionist painting under yonder tree,
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent 
  generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function." 
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I created me an anthropomorphic deity, my anthropomorphic 
  deity please me,
I fed my anthropomorphic deity under yonder tree,
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something.  Go ahead, 
  ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent 
  generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function." 
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

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I commissioned me a giant bronze statue to be displayed in the
  town square, my giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town
  square pleased me,
I fed my giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square
  under yon tree,
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said
  "Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something.  Go ahead,
  ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
  generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I saved, in the nick of time, a peace-loving dragon who was 
   about to be skewered by a handsome young prince eager to impress
   a comely but excruciatingly stupid flaxen-haired princess, and my
   dragon in distress pleased me.
I fed my dragon in distress under yon tree,
My dragon in distress said, "Mammals, go figure."
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said,
   "Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something.  Go ahead,
   ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
   generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

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I imagined me a picaresque novel about a young Amish man who 
   accidentally ends up in basic training on Paris Island and 
   transforms the USMC into a peace-loving group of people who love to 
   help other people, my picaresque novel about a young Amish man who 
   accidentally ends up in basic training on Paris Island and 
   transforms the USMC into a peace-loving group of people who love to 
   help other people pleased me, 
I fed my picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally 
   ends up in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC 
   into a peace-loving group of people who love to help other people 
   under yonder tree, 
My picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally ends up 
   in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC into a 
   peace-loving group of people who love to help other people said, 
   "Write me, already, you lazy good-for-nothing lump of dog doody."
My peace-loving dragon who was about to be skewered by a handsome 
   young prince eager to impress a comely but excruciatingly stupid 
   flaxen-haired princess in distress said, "Mammals, go figure." 
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said,
   "Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something.  Go ahead,
   ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
   generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."

I teased me a kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on 
   the veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and 
   her current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after 
   returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies, 
   my kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the 
   veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her 
   current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after 
   returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies 
   pleased me, 
I fed my kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the 
   veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her 
   current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after 
   returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies 
   under yonder tree, 
My kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the 
   veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her 
   current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after 
   returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies 
   said, "What's a 'veranda'?" 
My picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally ends 
   up in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC 
   into a peace-loving group of people who love to help other 
   people said, "Write me, already, you lazy good-for-nothing 
   lump of dog doody." 
My peace-loving dragon who was about to be skewered by a handsome 
   young prince eager to impress a comely but excruciatingly 
   stupid flaxen-haired princess in distress said, "Mammals, go 
   figure." 
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said, 
   "Life sucks, and then there are pigeons." 
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something.  Go ahead, ask 
   me something." 
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent generosity of 
   impasto flatness." 
My office building said, "Form follows function." 
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine." 
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda." 
My poem said, "I love thee."

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