Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
        While Rambo raided rollicking Richard's rathskeller.
        Demure Denise decried the dastardly deed,
        But amorous Anna approved the awful act.

        Peter Rambo decried the awful peppers
        While demure Anna picked Richard's deed.
        Amorous Piper raided the dastardly act,
        But Anna decried the rollicking pickled rathskeller.

        And as for me, a pepper I'll never pick,
        Nor raid a rathskeller, Richard's nor any other,
        Denise I'll leave to her own devices,
        And Anna to her own amorous adventures.

        And you I would advise to do the same,
        Lest fortune's woes descend, and make you lame.

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Hear hear!

Very nice.

Darn pickles and rathskellers!  If only Snord would have warned
me sooner.  Oh.  Excuse me, kind soul.  You wouldn't happen to
have any spare change?...

some.  how much needed?
jk
;)

Oh, well, you see, sir, it's my sister.  She's, um, got
tuberculosis.  Yeah, tuberculosis.  And see, she's got the kids
to feed.  So a few dollars would really come in handy.  Thank you,
sir.  And, oh, but sir, her youngest one has, um, no shoes.
Yeah, that's the ticket, no shoes.  And if you could just spare
what little it would cost to provide for her, sir.  Oh, thank
you.  Bless you, sir.

Peter Piper picked a poor time to pull his prick,
Raiding Rambo got ramrodded rather rancorously,
Demure Denise did the dirty and devolved into Debbie Does Dallas,
and amorous Anna asked for anal acts anyway.

Big Pimpin', Baby.

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