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Grex Enigma Item 236: Long John Silver's Favorite Item [to be read aloud]
Entered by remmers on Mon Jan 2 17:20:31 UTC 1995:

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgustingly different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mystery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mysterious passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disposable.
You are amazed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disturbable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, incoherently disturbable.
Your miniscule lossages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unassailable.

13 responses total.

#1 of 13 by alfee on Sun Jan 8 02:23:26 1995:

Share with us, John--exactly what are you taking for your ailment?

#2 of 13 by rcurl on Sun Jan 8 06:01:37 1995:

Its a high mutation rate. His DNA repair enzymes are incoherently disturbed.

#3 of 13 by remmers on Sun Jan 8 12:26:05 1995:

All that can be said, has been said; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be said, has been sad; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be sad, has been sad; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be sad, has been sad; there is nothing more to be sad.
All that can be had, has been sad; there is nothing more to be sad.
All that can be had, has been sad; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been had; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been bad; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been bad; there is nothing more to be bad.
All that can be had, has been in an ad; there is nothing more to be bad.

#4 of 13 by orinoco on Sun Jan 8 21:21:32 1995:

Ho ho ho said the jolly penguin
Ho ho ho: the sad jolly penguin
Ho ho ho: the sedge-leapin' grin
Ho ho ho: the sage's leaking grim
Ho ho!  The sage's leaking grim hoe!
Ho ho!  The sage is leaking grim snow!
Ho ho!  The sage is leaking green snow!
Ho ho!  The stage is leaking green snow!
Ho ho!  The stage's leading green glow!
The stage is glowing green!  Hoe, leader, hoe!

#5 of 13 by jf on Tue Jan 17 13:54:42 1995:

        PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
         PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
         PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
 PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
    $#!t That was piontless ,  (chuckle)

#6 of 13 by cyberpnk on Thu Jan 19 18:43:59 1995:

The concept is staggering. Pointless, but staggering.

#7 of 13 by orinoco on Sun Jan 29 19:09:42 1995:

PINOCHIO
PINCH O' CHIO
PUNCH YO' CHEETO
PUNCH YOUR CHEETOS!
PUNCHY OR CHEEZY TOES?
PUNCH EEYORE'S CHEEZY TOES!

#8 of 13 by randall on Mon Jan 30 01:46:31 1995:

What?!  Okay, what IS going on?

#9 of 13 by remmers on Mon Jan 30 04:01:29 1995:

What?!  Okay, what IS going on?
Okay!!  What oh what is GOING on?
Oh, on what is what going, okay?

#10 of 13 by orinoco on Thu Apr 13 00:56:41 1995:

Oh where, oh where, has what's going on gone,
oh where, oh where can it be?
It was what was going on, but now it's all gone,
oh where, oh where can it be?

#11 of 13 by jaklumen on Thu May 30 09:19:55 2002:

Oh where, oh where is Lake Woebegone
Is Woebegone okay with what it once was
and going where it should be?
Where the men are men, the women are too,
all the kids are above average
and too many Midwesterns laugh gl... AUUUUGGGGGGGHHH.. he really is 
eating Ann Arbor!

*chuckle*

You were warned, actually.  Now you taste delicious.

#12 of 13 by snowth on Fri Dec 6 06:27:52 2002:

You were warned, actually. Now you taste delicious.
You were scorned, actually. Now you taste delicious.
You were scorned, jak's looney. Now you taste declicious.
You were scorned, jak's looney. Now you find snowth's vicous.

#13 of 13 by jaklumen on Fri Dec 13 10:16:34 2002:

Sure, you're just primpin' to be my main ho.

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