If you're such a great computer
        how come you don't execute code?

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I don't believe in executing code, even if it kills someone.  Life in prison,
perhaps, but execution is simply wrong.

When I program a computer, the code is always executed, usually
by lethal injection of a segmentation fault.

Because it's more fun just to string it along.

Kill, Kill, Kill!!!!!!!

So these two strings walk into a bar, and the first string
says "I'll have a beer, please.&!Hz=Q+^m'~"  And the second
string says, "I apologize for my friend, he's not
null-terminated."

If location=bar
 then say "I'll have a" & $drink1 & "please"
Else go to bar

Yes INDEED:  HOW COME?

She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin' round the mountain
She'll be comin' round the mountain
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes

She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
She'll be riding six white horses
She'll be riding six white horses
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes

(The hidden sexual content is actually pretty obvious here.)

Where? I see no inuendos.

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I don't get it.  Someone please explain.

She'll eventually be riding me, too.

My code executes computers.

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