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Grex Enigma Item 221: An Incident on Highway 101
Entered by remmers on Fri Oct 14 02:49:17 UTC 1994:

    It was on Highway 101 that I was appended.  No, make that
    apprehended.  I knew they'd catch up with me sooner or
    sooner, no later about it.  You can get away from all of
    the cops some of the time, you can get away from some of
    the cops all of the time, but you can't get away from all
    of the cops all of the time.

    You probably think I'm some kind of clay dough, no, make
    that weirdo.  Maybe a crook too, if they apprehended me
    for something.  Actually what they apprehended me for
    was something I didn't even do, but what I did really do
    was worse that what they apprehended me for, so I'm not
    going to complain.

    We were talking about what about what you stink of me.
    No, make that what you think of me.  I had to let my
    butler go last week.  Does that color your opinion?
    But perhaps I should let you speak for yourself.

13 responses total.

#1 of 13 by rcurl on Fri Oct 14 06:01:54 1994:

Can't get much further away than 101. No, make that farther.

#2 of 13 by bjt on Fri Oct 14 12:34:44 1994:

If what they apprehended you for was somethingyou didn't do, did
the butler boo it?  No, make that "do" it?

#3 of 13 by kami on Sat Oct 15 20:55:49 1994:

why were you keeping the butler licked up, ah- locked up for anywart?

#4 of 13 by remmers on Sun Oct 16 02:41:59 1994:

I confined him to a department, no make that compartment, due to his
poor deportment.

#5 of 13 by morandir on Tue Oct 18 07:01:04 1994:

I think this is a case of F.S.R.:  Fervent Servant Removent--uh,
Removal, that is.

#6 of 13 by carl on Sat Oct 22 21:55:37 1994:

Did they apprehend you for driveling without a poetic license?  No,
make that driving...

#7 of 13 by orinoco on Tue Nov 15 23:07:49 1994:

Thinking and driving.

#8 of 13 by jaklumen on Thu May 30 08:45:08 2002:

Busted!  Now I shall have to consume you for neurological consumption.

#9 of 13 by gelinas on Mon Dec 2 04:11:21 2002:

Better to be apprehended than to be appended to a truck.

#10 of 13 by snowth on Wed Dec 4 02:40:44 2002:

Thinking without a license man... they'll bust you for that every time...

#11 of 13 by gelinas on Sat Dec 7 04:32:02 2002:

Shh!  They've not caught me yet.  So don't tell.

#12 of 13 by snowth on Tue Dec 10 03:44:20 2002:

I don't know... what's it worth to you?

#13 of 13 by gelinas on Tue Dec 10 04:14:36 2002:

I'll have to think about that.  I'll get back to you with an offer.

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