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Grex Enigma Item 209: He Might Be Gerund
Entered by gerund on Fri Aug 12 00:41:35 UTC 1994:

I'm a lil' gerund i'm not a 'lil gerund but i'm your only 'lil gerund
silly 'lil gerund not so silly funny lil' gerund laugh at lil' gerund
in a gerund cage in your hearts...

i have a mushroom to smell in my combustable well
a little fungus to eat while i wiggle my feet

I'll be jumping inside when i fingle my hide
though the cat thinks it's sad he's really quite glad
For his bad gerund is taking a ride
and this weird verse is badly rehearsed.

if you look in the wind you'll feel it blow
why don't you see it oh i don't know
the stars shine on me but it's you i see
so why do these words come out of my hands
like some old memory i thought flew the coop?

it's really simple to sell
the goop that i gopped
it's really simple to yell
the swoop that i swapped
it's amazinly crazy to rave
of everything so utterly grave.

So be silly like the silly you are
both here near and afar
the cows moo the bulls bully
the cats kitten
and the dog has his day
but nothing
compares to the blatantly
funny...
it has it's ryhme
it's right on the money
so sing your funny song
and reap the joys of a day
gone wrong.


15 responses total.



#1 of 15 by anne on Fri Aug 12 00:51:23 1994:

bee-yoo-ti-ful!! I love it!! <anne is ROTFL>



#2 of 15 by fuz on Sat Aug 13 03:37:06 1994:

hmm.. work with the blue-canary tune a bit more gerundy.


#3 of 15 by gerund on Sat Aug 13 12:18:15 1994:

hmm.. work with the penned hen a bit more TMBG.


#4 of 15 by robh on Sun Aug 14 01:57:22 1994:

newuser man, newuser man
doing the things a newuser can
what's his name?  it's not important
newuser man

does he run DOS, or does he use Macs?
when he's underwater, does he wear slacks?
or do the slacks wear him instead?
nobody knows, newuser man

robh man, robh man
robh man hates newuser man
they have a fight, robh wins
robh man

gerund man, gerund man
size of the entire gerund man
usually kind to Grexer man
gerund man

he's got a watch with a party hand
conference hand and an e-mail hand
and when they meet, it's a happy land
powerfal man, gerund man

carson man, carson man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life on a party chan
carson man

is he a mess, or is he depressed?
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with carson man?
degraded man, carson man

robh man, robh man
robh man hates carson man
they have a fight, robh wins
robh man


#5 of 15 by anne on Sun Aug 14 02:25:58 1994:

Robh- thas wu nn ermuffins!!!!!  i love it too!!!!!1




#6 of 15 by kami on Sun Aug 14 07:07:48 1994:

my goodness, robh, are we feeling a bit bloodthirsty today?  beating up on a
poor newuser AND carson.  Well!   (And I only get it 'cause I finally got a
tape of They Might Be Giants on the way to Starwood...)


#7 of 15 by vishnu on Sun Aug 14 07:36:05 1994:

I dig that, Robh, you crazy kat you.


#8 of 15 by gerund on Sun Aug 14 13:22:06 1994:

ROBH!!!! That's PURE man... PURE!!!!!
I'm laughing to death here!!!!!
a TRUE penned hen.


#9 of 15 by remmers on Mon Aug 15 03:20:32 1994:

        Ich bin das Gerund Unterhorde,
        Wie sind mit Namen "Marston Snord"
        Gehoert, und etwas anders schicht
        Mit treuen, echtig Unterdicht!

        Warueber, meistens Gerund seht,
        Bis etwas nur, bis etwas spaet,
        Es ist nur Gerund, ganz allein,
        Denn wurde endlich Marston sein.

        Listig erfalls Gerund, nun,
        Ganz endlich macht, ganz endlich tun,
        Und will mich aber muestens fahr,
        Niemals wurde Lochinvar!



#10 of 15 by gerund on Mon Aug 15 10:22:46 1994:

Gosh... now I've got to get a German dictionary just to figure this out.


#11 of 15 by vishnu on Tue Aug 16 10:03:36 1994:

Um, hey, gerund, or someone, type in a translation.  thenx.


#12 of 15 by arwen on Wed Aug 17 19:10:37 1994:

Robh...I am feeling left out..no women?  Are you just
being polite? <grin>


#13 of 15 by robh on Wed Aug 17 23:13:42 1994:

Yeah, imagine the flames I'd get if I went around Grex beating
up women...


#14 of 15 by arwen on Sat Aug 20 21:26:27 1994:

<Arwen is lighting her flamethrower and looking for Commander
Space Dog's butt!>
giggle


#15 of 15 by anne on Thu Aug 25 02:35:24 1994:

<anne is rolling on the floor laughing!!!!>


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