i miss canteloupe!!!
where did it do? is marston going mad? is pro wrestling fixed? wich came first,
the platypus or the egg? how do thay get that stuff inside twinkies? i want to
know.

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Beats me.  Maybe somebody else knows the answer.

Well it did it here
Marston was already mad, all of are we are here after all, his madness may
have increased/decreased since.
Pro Wrestling is fixed.
The little puddle of amino acids.
The take there fingers push a deep hole into the twinky and then get the read
er ready whip)s and chains( and stick it in the hole they made, and push on it
(the ready whip) untill the twinky is filled. So what if they get crazy with
the stuff after and start smearing it all over them selves, and start to see
weird things about guns and rivers. While total destoring the ozone with
there (billy) Idols and lies (by Gun's and Roses). Opps I think this belongs
in another conf, but I'm not sure where.

that clears it up.

I though that it might although I see that I make no sence.

Sense? Who needs sense? Heck, this _is_ enigma, after all.

I say the egg should have come first. but maybe that's just me.

The egg comes second.

The toast comes first; the egg comes scrambled.
Tofu comes packed in poor man's Tupperware.
Tucans come for free Brazil nuts.

...and that's no yolk!

The cheese stands alone.

The rolling cheese ball grows no mold.

The rolling pin cannot hold a crumb pie crust.

The rolling Ho-Ho never excapes the Snord.

Brownies, anyone?

Brown, brown, brown. Why is it always brown?! You are all humbly invited over
for a hot batch of chartreusies.

How about dressing those poor brownies in pink peppermint frosting?

i once was invited to taste "blonde brownies"
i declined. they werent chocolate at all.

I seem to remember more of a butterscotch idea with the "blonde brownies".
Not my cup of tea.  Throw in some caramel, some pecans, thoughand you've got
yourself a turtle brownie.  That's good eating.

I like pecans.
But don't eat turtles.  They're cute.

So are carrots, but we still eat those.

Because we were tricked as children to believe eating carrots enhance night
vision.

They do!  Eat your carrots at dinner and you can see your way into the
kitchen *no problem* for a slightly-unauthorized after-midnight snack. 

[stumble]

CRASH!!!  

That's funny when I go for a midnight snack I just turn the lights.
After all *I* authorized it.

If carrots improve your eyesight, why are there so many dead
rabbits on the roads?

They couldn't find enough carrots?

Maybe carrots also weaken your leg muscles.

Carrots are eye food, not brain food.  Bugs eats cheeseburgers off-camera.

Keep that food coming, worms.  You will need more, for I am already 
eating Ann Arbor.

Carrot-stuffed caramel turtles drenched in butterscotch.  Yum!  Yum!

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