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Grex Enigma Item 199: The Absolutely Worst Two-Line Poem of All Time
Entered by remmers on Sun Jun 19 12:18:51 UTC 1994:

        As the shepherds tend their flocks,
        So the gardeners tend their phlox.

8 responses total.

#1 of 8 by carl on Sun Jun 19 13:20:26 1994:

Actually it wasn't that bad.  I'd say it was the Positively Worst
Two-Line Poem of All Time.  It reminds me of the Mime of the
Ancient Rarifier.

#2 of 8 by eliot on Sat Aug 20 20:51:12 1994:

How about a favorite two line poem?
Like:
     Of all the words of tongue or pen,
     Saddest are these: It might have been.

#3 of 8 by remmers on Sat Aug 20 21:17:49 1994:

   Yeah, I coulda
   Been a contenda.

#4 of 8 by kami on Mon Aug 22 22:24:13 1994:

coulda
woulda
shoulda
oh well

#5 of 8 by brighn on Sat Aug 27 07:18:10 1994:

Coulda, shoulda, woulda, it's too late!  Wake up!
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, it's too late!  Wake up!
Be your own person... be your own person..
(Name that tune!)

#6 of 8 by kami on Mon Aug 29 20:01:19 1994:

sorry, can't follow the tune without sheet music.

#7 of 8 by brighn on Mon Aug 29 23:42:54 1994:

I doubt this music has sheet music.  :-)

#8 of 8 by kami on Tue Aug 30 03:47:53 1994:

rag, maybe?  tatter?

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