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Grex Enigma Item 196: Ethnic Homogeneity
Entered by remmers on Sun Jun 12 05:33:14 UTC 1994:

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        Tarzan the ape man,
        Lord of the jungle,
        His aunt was a monkey
        And so was his ungle.

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6 responses total.

#1 of 6 by morandir on Sun Jun 12 06:10:43 1994:

        He jumped through the trees,
        He dangled from vines,
        His shoe size was twenty--
        That is elephantine!

#2 of 6 by rcurl on Sun Jun 12 06:16:45 1994:

        His mate was named Jane
        A pair most conjugal.
        They swung through the trees,
        Blowing a bugle.

#3 of 6 by carl on Sun Jun 12 11:47:20 1994:

        Around himself he wore,
        The skin of some dead animal.
        I'm just so glad,
        That he isn't a cannibal.

#4 of 6 by jkrauss on Mon Jun 13 21:24:52 1994:

        This poem is get-
        -ting very sad and loo-
        -ny, so i think we should go and 
        kill the guy who wrote it (remmers, that's yoo)

#5 of 6 by robh on Wed Jun 15 14:37:20 1994:

When you're Tarzan
The King of the Apes
Your stubble can grow
Into interesting shapes

BURMA SHAVE

#6 of 6 by jaklumen on Tue May 28 08:03:50 2002:

Tarzan the Ape Man
Is gonna fall slack
Cuz that monkey boy's girl
Will fall to The Great White Mack.

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