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Grex Enigma Item 190: You want Enigmatic? Try this . . .
Entered by sjswaan on Fri May 20 23:18:43 UTC 1994:

He slowly raised his hand and, in a terrible commanding voice that struck fear
into our very souls, said "Gorbble snark harglopod!"

28 responses total.

#1 of 28 by vishnu on Sat May 21 01:15:39 1994:

And when I win the lottery, I'll donate half  my money
to the city so they have to name a school or a street or
a park after me.

#2 of 28 by robh on Sat May 21 18:46:13 1994:

I know what a snark is, I can guess the harglopod, but what is
a Gorbble?

#3 of 28 by sjswaan on Sun May 22 01:42:51 1994:

Gorbble means "I SPIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION YOU WIMPY PIECES OF VOMIT!
It must be said in a terrible commanding voice which strikes fear into the very
souls of those who hear it.

#4 of 28 by vidar on Sun May 22 04:26:40 1994:

Blimey!

#5 of 28 by geezer on Mon May 23 02:56:14 1994:

I'm just a cruisin around this 'ol internet thingy, quite clueless...
are all these messages I've been reading actually the work of little
men inside my computer?  Is this whole information highway thing a sham?

#6 of 28 by carl on Mon May 23 10:09:28 1994:

1) Sure.
2) All of the above, without pickles or onions.

#7 of 28 by orinoco on Wed May 25 00:27:40 1994:

NO PICKLES OR ONIONS??????

#8 of 28 by vidar on Wed May 25 01:19:19 1994:

No pickles and onions?  Ick!

#9 of 28 by vishnu on Fri May 27 02:37:41 1994:

Pickles=good.  Onions=bad, except if they're
covered with a baked sort of flourish shell.

#10 of 28 by vidar on Fri May 27 19:29:33 1994:

Pickles=good.  Onions=bad breath.

#11 of 28 by anne on Sat May 28 00:55:14 1994:

According to a kid in the movie "The Crow" onions make you fart real bad.

#12 of 28 by vidar on Sat May 28 01:11:35 1994:

In my opionion pickles & onions= Yummy.  Just onions= terrible breath.
Thri-kreen say "Elf give me gas,"

#13 of 28 by kami on Sat May 28 03:48:27 1994:

funny how so many foods that are good for a body make one fart- does this
mean that farting is a sign of good health or that one is insufficiently
accustomed to healthy food?

#14 of 28 by sjswaan on Sat May 28 18:16:42 1994:

I like pickles, but not onions. They give you bad breath . . .
But they've never made me fart.
What kind of idiot would think that onions make you fart, anyways?

#15 of 28 by vidar on Sat May 28 21:06:01 1994:

The kind of idiot who believs the statement.

#16 of 28 by anne on Sat May 28 23:50:05 1994:

I never said I believed it, I was just quoting (oh the kid's name is Sara)

#17 of 28 by vidar on Sun May 29 03:12:43 1994:

I never said that you said that you believed it!

#18 of 28 by anne on Sun May 29 17:45:47 1994:

I know, just making sure!!  TTFN!

#19 of 28 by vidar on Sun May 29 23:34:18 1994:

Ok.

#20 of 28 by bdp on Tue May 31 20:57:12 1994:

Beans=good for you.
Beans=make you fart.
Onions=good for you.
Onions=make you fart.
Chocolate chip cookies=bad for you.
Chocolate chip cookies=no make you fart.

#21 of 28 by carl on Wed Jun 1 01:28:19 1994:

Well, how about chocolate chip cookies with a side of onions?

#22 of 28 by fuz on Sat Jun 4 01:36:44 1994:

disgusting!!!

#23 of 28 by orinoco on Tue Jun 7 23:13:57 1994:

There are no foods that cannot be improved by either
chocolate
chips
or
onions.

#24 of 28 by fuz on Wed Jun 8 04:52:59 1994:

oh yeah?
dead baby duck. with a nice white sauce.
(feathers on)

#25 of 28 by orinoco on Sat Jun 11 15:53:57 1994:

THAT'S NOT A FOOD!!!!
And make that "garlic" not onions

#26 of 28 by fuz on Sat Jun 11 15:55:54 1994:

only ont a food if you leave the feathers on. or was it off, i forget...

#27 of 28 by jkrauss on Sat Jun 18 21:04:32 1994:

how 'bout lime jello...

and the translation of #0:
i spit in the general direction of an imaginary beast with hard, glowing
feet, while calling you a wimpy piece of vomit.

#28 of 28 by jaklumen on Tue May 28 07:55:24 2002:

I am not an imaginary beast.

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