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Grex Enigma Item 179: With apologies to Erato
Entered by carl on Mon Apr 25 23:18:07 UTC 1994:

Is it time yet that we could have yet another first bad poetry contest yet?

5 responses total.

#1 of 5 by vidar on Tue Apr 26 01:30:12 1994:

eeeth!  Eeeeth!
Heppi!

#2 of 5 by remmers on Tue Apr 26 02:40:22 1994:

Well, that was bizarre, but sorry, it wasn't bad enough.  For bad try:

        I think that I shall never see
        A poem lovely as th-thee.

(a stutterer's love poem)

#3 of 5 by carl on Thu Apr 28 21:00:26 1994:

Well, how about the world's shortest poem:

    Fleas

    Adam
    Had 'em

#4 of 5 by orinoco on Mon May 2 19:53:39 1994:

        The worlds only poem with a title longer than the poem
        itself, mainly because the poem doesn't exist
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#5 of 5 by remmers on Thu May 5 03:07:10 1994:

By the way, for truly bad poetry, check out my "worst four-line
poems of all time" item, earlier in this conference.

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